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Zero Wheels Lyrics by Pears

Pears

2020

[Verse 1]
I've never done my taxes, I can't even cook an egg
And I never broke the ceilin', but I broke my stupid leg
Back when I was just a kiddie, I was climbing up the slide
'Cause the simplest equations leave me deeply mystified

[Chorus]
Zero wheels in my wheelhouse

[Verse 2]
Hop on my Chrysler, it's as big as a whale
And it's there, she fuckin' blowin', blazin' insular trails
With a capacity for knowledge only geared toward petty crime
If you never get started, you can stop on a dime, I got

[Chorus]
Zero wheels in my wheelhouse, baby
Just tire irons and cinder blocks

[Verse 3]
For terms of my improvement, open up to section eight
'Cause I require more assistance than you might anticipate
I learned early to accept the things I can't control
And now I never lift a finger but to dig myself a hole, and count

[Chorus]
Zero wheels in my wheelhouse, baby
Just tire irons and cinder blocks
I'm doing donuts in a driveway, dreamscape
One square foot landlocked

[Outro]
Making noise
And breakin' all my toys
And throwin' a goddamn fit
Is all I've ever known
The pencil marks
The none I've grown
A La-Z-Boy, my throne
I am complete
Disappointing whole
Zero wheels
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About “Zero Wheels” by Pears

Read the complete lyrics to "Zero Wheels" by Pears from the album "Pears" in 2020. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Alternative, Alternative Rock, Crossover Thrash.

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"Zero Wheels" is credited to Pears. Songwriting credits may include additional writers listed on the release; check the credits section on this page for linked collaborators.

"Zero Wheels" appears on "Pears" in 2020.

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