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Coffee, Tea? Lyrics by Perhaps Contraption

Sludge & Tripe

2010

Coffee shit! coffee shit! coffee shit! shit! wanna shit!
Coffee shit! coffee shit! coffee shit! shit! wanna shit!

Coffee makes ya shit! coffee makes ya shit! coffee makes ya shit! shit! wanna shit!
Coffee makes ya shit! coffee makes ya shit! coffee makes ya shit! shit! wanna shit!

Tea makes you pee

Coffee makes ya shit! coffee makes ya shit! coffee makes ya shit! shit! wanna

Tea makes you pee

Coffee shit! coffee shit! coffee shit! shit! wanna

Tea makes you pee
Tea makes you pee
Tea makes you pee

Tea makes you pee

Coffee shit! coffee shit! coffee shit! shit! wanna
Coffee makes ya shit! coffee makes ya shit! coffee makes ya shit! shit! wanna
Coffee makes ya shit! coffee makes ya shit! coffee makes ya shit! shit! wanna
Coffee makes ya shit! coffee makes ya shit! coffee makes ya shit! shit! wanna

Coffee makes ya shit! coffee makes ya shit! coffee makes ya shit! shit! wanna
Shit! Coffee shit!
Coffee when you makes it wanna shit! wanna shit! smell shit!

Tea makes you pee

Coffee makes ya shit! coffee makes ya shit! coffee makes ya shit! shit! wanna
Shit! Coffee shit!
Coffee when you makes it wanna shit! wanna shit! smell shit! shit!

Tea makes you pee

Coffee shit! coffee shit! coffee shit! shit! wanna
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Tea makes you pee
Tea makes you pee
Tea makes you pee

I've been pissin', and I've been pissin' it out
Two sugars! Milk and two sugars! Milk and two sugars!

Ooh, love that. Stop

About “Coffee, Tea?” by Perhaps Contraption

Read the complete lyrics to "Coffee, Tea?" by Perhaps Contraption from the album "Sludge & Tripe" in 2010. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Rock.

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"Coffee, Tea?" appears on "Sludge & Tripe" in 2010.

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