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Fishing Wizard Lyrics by PERP_7

Songs 2 Goon 2

2025

Dear wife
I know you don’t want me to leave
But, I just don’t love you anymore
I’m running out of Viagra potions
And I can’t make my staff work anymore
Ah, fuck it
She’ll never listen
I’ll just go fishing again

I told the mages guild I was working on my cast
But, I did not tell ‘em what kind
Oh, I told my witch wife I was going to the bank
But, I did not tell her what kind
Oh, let me be frank
At the riverbank, Imma crank my rod to kill some time
‘Cause I’m a fucking wizard

Yeah-e-yeah-e-yeah-e-yeah
I battle a beast using my lightning
And I battle a bass with my toughest lining
But, at the end of the day I ask my crystal ball
Am I really any more than a magician addicted to alcohol?

I told grandmaster Hank I was going to the bank
But, I did not tell him what kind
I ain't got no license so I hope the feds don't mind or else I’ll probably be fined
I go out fly fishing and flying at the same time
Wizard by daytime, fisher by night time
I catch a little guy who’s coated in slime
And cast a spell that’s considered a fucking war crime
My old witch left me like a catch and release
I smited that bitch with a gallon of mercury
I use my crankbait, these fish I’m summoning
I use my jerkbait until I‘m chumming

I-I-I just want to live my life
I-I-I can’t escape my wife
I just want to be free
I wish…
I wish it was just the fish and me
But these cod are no match for my rod
(Yeah-e-yeah-e-yeah-e-yeah)

I battle a beast using my lightning
And I battle a bass with my toughest lining
But, at the end of the I ask crystal my ball
Am I really any more than a magician addicted to alcohol?
But, I think the answer’s that I truly am
Because I can ride a dragon as well as I can reel in salmon
But, I drink a magical beer and comb my grey beard
That’s when I hooked her in, lined her up
And sank my wand into her butt

And now…
I-I-I just want to live my life
I-I-I can’t escape my wife
I just want to be free
I wish…
I wish it was just the fish and me
But, it never will be
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PERP_7

PERP_7

About “Fishing Wizard” by PERP_7

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"Fishing Wizard" appears on "Songs 2 Goon 2" in 2025.

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