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My New Weapon Lyrics by PERP_7

Freaky Land

2024

[Intro]
I got another little gooner toon for the people
Because Cortana is dead
And I miss her
I miss her bad
[Verse 1]
Cortana, I miss you
Cortana, I wanted you
Cortana, I had to replace you
You put on a pair of clothes and shoes
And you were getting railed by some brutes
You were not gonna do
Because you were not you
When you were not super fucking hot
You let the big worm dude
Put all of his tentacles in you
But what about me?
Also, you blew up like an entire planеt
That's gotta be genocide or somеthing
Like seriously, what the fuck?
And you blew up bloody Australia mate
So I thought
"I need a weapon"
[Chorus]
I...
I got a girl
She's blue
She's blue like you
And I...
I got a girl
She isn't you
But she's thick too
I got a new weapon
[Bridge]
There may not be as much rule 34
But there's just as much about her to adore
That's why I'll use the suit to jack me off
[Verse 2]
You...
You're gone
But I...
I got The Weapon in a thong
Hell yeah
Cortana, I miss you
Cortana, I wanted you
Cortana, I had to replace you
I'm gonna reclaim that ass, and start anew
[Chorus]
'Cause I...
I got a girl
She's blue
She's blue like you
Without you
It's not the same in this place
On this ring
I want to put a ring on you
And I wish
Your big titties
I wish I had 'em in my face
Ain't that a disgrace?
[Outro]
Sincerely, John
John Halo, Sierra 117, The Master Chief
Credits
PERP_7

PERP_7

About “My New Weapon” by PERP_7

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"My New Weapon" appears on "Freaky Land" in 2024.

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