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The Tragedy on Spooner Street Lyrics by PERP_7

Songs to Goon To

2025

Straight out of Quahog
Have you ever put butter on a Poptart?
It’s like morning wood
I wanna put butter on a Poptart
Peter Griffin told me that I should
Boo
Ah!
Dear Lois, my heart, my stone
I wanna be with you, no longer alone
That turquoise shirt has me wild with love
So, why won't you two just break up?
I wanna take you on a romantic date
Maybe we could tear it up on some roller skates?
Peter and the boys did that a bit ago
And I'm saying please so don't say no
Or else
I'm stirrin’ I'm up these lyrics like my name is fucking Stewie
These bars are so fire, that I own my own brewery
I talk to quagmire and he says “giggity”
Hey, what was that other guy in the song talking about?
Is he okay?
Chillin’ in the clam that's my favorite distillery
The horse is here so I need some alcohol in me
I need me a beer, Meg and I are getting freaky
She Carter on my Pewter ‘til we get a little Schmidty
I asked nicely once and that's all you get
I'm gonna slit my wrists, don't you ever forget
You were everything I ever could've dreamed about
All I wanted was for you in my scheme throughout
Lois griffin I fucking hate you
I wish Carter Pewterschmidt never created you
So here's one last time, this is it!
You and I in hell, tough shit
Lois
Hey Peter
*gunshots*
Ah-ha-ha
Ha-ha-ha
Oh god, what have I done?
*gunshot*
Seth Macfarlane was supposed to die on 9/11
Seth Macfarlane was supposed to die on 9/11
Did you know that, isn't that kinda crazy?
Born rival Sinatra, but forced to go “hehehehe”
Given the option I'm choosing dinner with Jay-Z
He'd hear my bars and say "damn that shit’s wacky"
I’ll kill you Jay-Z
I’ll fucking kill you Jay-Z
Jay-Z I’m going-
Yeah I’m in Hell, I fucking died
At least we can’t say I did not try
Since I'm in Hell, I can chase succubi
And they'll start sucking until I'm dry
Fuck Lois, and Peter too
They both smell like pee pee poo poo
I talk to quagmire and he say “giggity”
Succubi giving head like they the giving tree
Here's a list of family guy characters not mentioned in this song:
Chris, Brian, and I'd be lying if I didn't say Bonnie, Joe
And the giant chicken that Peter always fights
You also got Bertram and Retep, alright
Greased up deaf guy, Donna Tubbs, Cleveland Brown, and his son
The evil monkey found in Chris's closet, Tom Tucker, Herbert, and 9/11
Woohoo!
What about our traffic problem?
Nine
Huh?
Eleven
Woohoo!
Giggity
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PERP_7

About “The Tragedy on Spooner Street” by PERP_7

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