Lyrks
Lyrks
Sign In
Cover Art

First Class Lyrics by Pete Davidson

SMD

2016

First day of college, I had this class, and there was a mentally challenged kid in it. And I have no problem with mentally challenged kids. That would be very weird if I did, like if that was my beef, if I was like, “Peace and love, and fuck mentally challenged kids.” You’d be like, “What’s up with this guy?” The problem I had was, I was also in that class. Yeah, so, like, one thing came to my mind when I saw the kid. And I was first like, “Aw.” Then I was like, “Huh, wait a second." I was like, “Am I mentally chall–" Like, is this– is this how they’re gonna tell me? They’re just gonna throw me in, hope I figure it out? No, I wouldn’t be surprised. I was like, “Maybe I’m, like, one of the better ones, or something. Maybe I’m their leader.” I had no idea.

By the way, I see a lot of people getting sensitive because mentally challenged people are a very sensitive topic. I understand completely. But to make you feel better, I have a mentally challenged cousin, and I asked her if I could do these jokes, and she was like, “Ugh!” so it’s completely fine. She’s very supportive, loves me, okay? She wasn’t like, “Uh.” She was like, “Ugh!” I know the difference. It went up.

I remember I had to sit behind– I had to sit behind this mentally challenged kid. You know? 'Cause we were in alphabetical order and it just so happened– We had the same close last name. I got to sit behind him. And, like, I was like "This is, like karma. This is what I get for cheating on every test in high school." God's like, "Cheat now! Have fun drawing dragons on your test."

I’ll never forget– this is a true story. I'm, like, not that good at comedy. This is, like, a real thing that happened. I'll tell you. We had Movie Day. In college. I’ll tell you–yeah. The teacher wheeled in a cart and was like, “It's Movie Day.” And I was like, “Sick!” And I was like, “Wait, it’s college. Why did–” I’ll never forget this. The teacher picked Forrest Gump, okay? This is a true story, and I'll never forget this. Before he starts the movie, he goes, “All right, class. Who here saw Forrest Gump?” I swear to God the mentally challenged kid just goes, “I did, sir, and that’s my favorite movie.” And I laughed so fucking hard. I laughed so hard, and then I looked around. Nobody else was laughing. Even the mentally challenged kid was like, “Are you fucking serious right now? That's a nice dragon.”

Been, um, trying to smoke less weed. If you are in this front row, I'm sure that's– you know it’s not working out very well. I don't wanna quit. I'm not, like, a pussy. I just wanna smoke, like, at night. I just would like to not be high all the time. It's hard, but I feel like, you know, I can figure it out eventually.

It’s not good–like when you don’t smoke weed for a little bit, like, it’s crazy. Like, you have feelings. You know, like, something’ll happen, and I’ll be like, “Hey, I don’t–I don’t like that.” As opposed to, like, seven years of just being like, “It is what it is. Swag." Or whatever.

I think I smoke weed subconsciously. Like, I don't even know I'm doing it. I'm serious. Like, I think I smoke weed so, like, if I fail, in my head I'll be like "I was high, so what'd you expect?" You know what I mean? But if I accomplish something, I'll be like, "And I was fucking high! Woo!" So it's like this– I always win in my head.
Credits
Pete Davidson

Pete Davidson

About “First Class” by Pete Davidson

Read the complete lyrics to "First Class" by Pete Davidson from the album "SMD" in 2016. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Non-Music, Comedy.

"First Class" is performed by Pete Davidson. from the album "SMD" in 2016 This page provides the full lyric text for fans who want to sing along, study the songwriting, or compare versions across releases. Lyrks organizes lyrics by artist and song slug so you can bookmark and share a stable URL. Music lyrics help listeners connect with emotion, narrative, and rhythm in a track. Whether you are learning English, researching a favorite chorus, or preparing for karaoke, having accurate line breaks and section labels (verse, chorus, bridge) makes the experience easier. We link to the official artist profile on Lyrks where available, including biography snippets, top songs, and chart placements when we have that data. If you enjoy "First Class", explore more songs by Pete Davidson using the links below. Chart and trending pages on Lyrks highlight what listeners are searching for this week. For copyright or correction requests, see our DMCA and contact pages.

View all songs and biography for Pete Davidson · Trending lyrics · Billboard Hot 100

Frequently asked questions

"First Class" is credited to Pete Davidson. Songwriting credits may include additional writers listed on the release; check the credits section on this page for linked collaborators.

"First Class" appears on "SMD" in 2016.

Visit the Pete Davidson artist page at /artist/pete-davidson for biography, popular tracks, and links to more lyric pages.

Driving Home
Don’s Plan
Andre 2000
Cape Air
Dorming
911
Bat It Around
Drake Song
Lyrks
Lyrks

Your gateway to the world of music lyrics.

Product

Features

Company

About

Artists

Trending

Legal

Privacy

Terms

Copyright

Support

Contact

Features

Charts

© 2026 Lyrks. All rights reserved.