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My Drunken Irish Dad Lyrics by Peter Griffin

2007

[Intro: Peter & Mickey]
But there is one thing, Mickey. You knocked up my mom and never called her again
Yeah, so what?
So what? So let's dance!

[Verse 1: Peter & Mickey]
Oh, he doesn't smell like Irish spring
And he never taught me anything
But still, I slap my chest and sing
Of my drunken Irish dad
Oh, his face looks like a railroad map
And he never shuts his freakin' trap
But all the ladies catch the clap
From your drunken Irish dad!

[Verse 2: Peter & Mickey]
Ask a Hennessey, Tennessey, Morrison, Shaughnessy
Riordan and Rooney, they'll tell you thе same
McNulty, Mulrooney, and Cotter and Cloonеy
All feel the same mixture of pride and of shame
Finnigan, Hannigan, Kelly and Flannigan
Look to the ground while their dad passes by
Cafferty, Rafferty, Joyce and O'Lafferty
Fight for his honor and then start to cry!

[Instrumental]

[Verse 3]
Oh, we Irish lads are all infirm
And our moods infect us like a germ
'Cause we're all the spawn of a pickled sperm...
And we don't tan well either
...From a drunken Irish dad!

About “My Drunken Irish Dad” by Peter Griffin

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