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Oh Any old iron? Any old iron?
Any, any, any old iron?
You look neat. Talk about a treat!
You look napper from your dapper to your feet
Dressed in style, brand new tile
And your father's old green tie on
I wouldn't give you tuppence for your old watch and chain
Old iron, old iron!
Just a week or two ago me poor old Uncle Bill
Went and kicked the bucket and he left me in his will
The other day I popped around to see poor Auntie Jane
She said: "Your Uncle Bill has left you a watch and chain!"
I put it on right across me vest
Thought it looked a-dandy as it dangled on me chest
Just to flash it off I started walking round about
A lot of kiddies followed me and all began to shout:
"Any old iron mate? Any old iron?
Any, any, any old iron?
You look neat. Talk about a treat!
You look dapper from your napper to your feet
You're dressed in style with a brand new tile
And your father's old green tie on
I wouldn't give you tuppence for your old watch and chain
Old iron, old iron!"
Spoken: And now um, Fred Spoons would like to give you a solo
Fred: Ah yeah, well I'd like to continue the rhythmic melody of what you just heard, on my melody spoons, thank you
[Spoon solo]
Go on, let me here that E.P.N.S. Fred
Uh, temperamental in't he?
Oh Any old iron? Any old iron?
Any, any, any old iron?
You look neat. Talk about a treat!
Yim-bom-biddle on your feet
You look nice dressed in ice
A father's old green tie on
I wouldn't give you tuppence for your old watch and chain
Old iron, old iron!
Oh you look neat, talk about a treat
You look dapper from your napper to your feet
You got an old green tie, ? in your eye
You got a monocle a-speckin' in your ol' ?
? little shoes, Blue Suede Shoes
Don't you roll me daddy oh rock away ya' blues
You got a lolly for the rain and a brand new cane
I wouldn't give you tuppence for your old watch and chain
Old iron, old iron!
"Any old iron? Any old iron?
Any, any, any old iron?
Oh You look neat. Talk about a treat!
You look so dapper from your napper to your feet
Cool style, brand new tile
With your father's old green tie on
I wouldn't give you tuppence for your old watch and chain
Old iron, old iron!
I say, you down there! (Hello)
Do you want some old iron? (Yeah)
[Sound of metal banging]
Ooh mate, I've been sponned!
Credits
Peter Sellers

Peter Sellers

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