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The Headless Horseman vs Mike the Headless Chicken Lyrics by PhantomEPRB

2023

Horseman:
Do you wonder what happens on a Halloween night?
When you see me in the forest you’re pretty much doomed
You really think an animal can put up a fight
I know a guy named Crane who eats chickens like you
I murder people, you get put in a burgery
You lived 18 months? I live for eternity
I’ll slice you up to chicken strips with my blade
It’s Halloween not Mike the Chicken day
Mike:
Woah there, Mr Jack o Lantern. You need to calm down
I may be in a barn but don’t have a cow
You’re only powerful when the season’s fall
My bars will hit you harder than a cannonball
I actually lived when I lost my head
And I didn’t need to come back straight from the dead
He may be public domain but I’m still owning him
If I wanted to fight a horseman I’d battle Napoleon
Horseman:
All heard was “cluck cluck cluck”
You’re like Ichabod ‘cause Imma end your luck
I am one of the darkest of all of the ghouls, you fool
Kid, even your owner tried to murder and eat you
Mike:
I may be a little animal, but you shouldn’t mess with me
Or I’ll leave you like your pumpkin and give you a carving
I’ll Kentucky fry you when I’m done with this rap
I murdered the Horseman and this time he won’t come back
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