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Puchillo’s Steakhouse Lyrics by Phat Rob

Pepperjack Ham and Tomatoes Roasted On Bread

2023

Special flavor, consistency is hard like potatoes
A distinct flavor, rich like the vines of cherry tomatoes
Other rappers have a made up image they molded like play-doh
The things that make them turn spaghetti, all covered in prego
Eat them up like slices of bread with the melted butter
Tortellini salad with cheese perfected to challenge hunger
Beverage selection tonight’s unbeatable, it’s elegant
A glass of Pinot Noir on the house from the chef’s mother
Started off with Pellegrino, Italian water
First sip a sweet moment, like the first time I carried my daughter
Napkin tucked in the blouse, utensil in each hand
Then a tap on the shoulder, from the waiter, cause someone’s calling
Excuse me Mr. Rosario, you have a phone call
Sorry to disturb you, but the person made it sound important
Business calls’ll be taken only after I eat
Please tell the person on the line, next time, to hold their horses
In other words, long story short, dinner was fantastic
Besides that waiter, I must say, that I wasn’t bothered
I leave through the back of the kitchen, that route seems the fastest
Before I leave I leave the owner with one hundred dollars
Pepperjack ham and tomatoes, roasted on bread
That sounds pretty good, I think I might try that next time
But thank you, this dinner was very elegant tonight
Goodnight
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Phat Rob

Phat Rob

About “Puchillo’s Steakhouse” by Phat Rob

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"Puchillo’s Steakhouse" appears on "Pepperjack Ham and Tomatoes Roasted On Bread" in 2023.

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