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Handsome Chris Hansen Lyrics by Phil Carpal

The Carpal Tunnel

2019

[Verse 1]
I got all the answers don’t fancy any banter
Clean up all your laundry bitch this is the hamper
Sell out and make trap that’s what the fans deserve
I’m growing in your mind like an acne-ridden cancer
Go hard online like a sobriety test, hands up
I love making music like Chris Chan loves Fanta
I got 10 to 15 girls call me Charles Manson
Tell em all to take a seat they call me Chris Hansen
[Chorus x2]
Tell em all to take a seat they call me Chris Hansen
Pull up to the spot all the girls start dancing
All my baby’s call me daddy cause I’m so damn handsome
[Verse 2]
Bitch, I’m back up out my rut ready to tear this shit up
These guys set the bar so damn low so I’m pushing it back up
Y’all ain’t heard no shit like this since Barney dinosaur said fuck
Y’all ain’t heard no shit like this since Jay and his BF broke up
Basically I’m better than you and all debates are done
Basically I’m better than you and all debates are dumb
Expand my reach across the globe cause I think it’s fun
Bitch I’m trying to get big not trying to cum
But if you insist then whatever you want
But I got an STD so don’t lemme near that cunt
[Chorus x2]
Tell em all to take a seat they call me Chris Hansen
Pull up to the spot all the girls start dancing
All my baby’s call me daddy cause I’m so damn handsome
[Verse 3]
I made this song days before the album's release
Now that it’s come to me it’s the best one to me
I am the one you’ll see up in the charts it’s me
Soon I’ll be able to buy and sell you
There’s nothing you can tell me that I can’t tell you
I got a golden voice it’ll rise in value
But know I could never do this without you
Cause when you’re gonna make it you know someone’ll doubt you
And when they get to talkin' you know it’s about you
But I’m goin' to the top and you’ll say
“wow, you made it” they’ll say it they’ll say it
[Chorus x2]
Tell em all to take a seat they call me Chris Hansen
Pull up to the spot all the girls start dancing
All my baby’s call me daddy cause I’m so damn handsome
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Phil Carpal

Phil Carpal

About “Handsome Chris Hansen” by Phil Carpal

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"Handsome Chris Hansen" appears on "The Carpal Tunnel" in 2019.

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