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I Just Wanna Grill Lyrics by Phil Carpal

The Carpal Tunnel

2019

[Verse 1]
Fuck the left and the right
Don't care who killed Epstein
Look at all this fuss you've made!
I just wanna grill for god's sakes!
Are the Clintons to blame?
Is Donald Trump to blame?
Have you all gone insane?
I just wanna grill for God's sake!
[Chorus]
I just wanna grill for god's sake!
I just don't wanna burn my steak!
Is it any surprise
Politicians tell lies?
[Verse 2]
With all due respect
Fuck you Obama
I mean no offense
I love you Obama
It's always some new shit they push
It's always some new shit they push
I don't give a fuck about Bush
Or legalizing that dank kush
I just wanna stay inside
No cameras insight
That's what they did to Epstein
I don't care who committed that crime
Leave me be on my back porch
Hillary Clinton looks like a whore(s)
Lemme make a Boston butt
Maybe that'll shut you up?
No, I'm not a fucking cuck
My wife actually loves me much
So do you want this Boston butt?
Would that finally shut you up?
[Chorus]
I just wanna grill for God's sake!
I just don't wanna burn my steak!
Is it any surprise
Politicians tell lies?
[Verse 3]
God damn I love this country
Cause I'm free to make some country ham
God damn it's lookin' yummy
It's a thing no other country can
Does this grill make my dick look big?
Is this the grill that chicks'll dig?
I mean god damn the lid's so big
But it's no task to get the lid to lift
Bring your wife and bring your kids
This BBQ will be be big
I don't care what answer's hidden
On the back porch, I'll be sittin'
And I don't care just who did it
But it was pretty clearly the Clintons
[Chorus]
I just wanna grill for God's sake!
I just don't wanna burn my steak!
Is it any surprise
Politicians tell lies?
[I Just Wanna Grill Pt. 2]
[Verse 1]
Charcoal or propane?
It really is such a shame
No one really cares these days
They all call grilling gay
Under the hood, the steaks are searing
The hungry kids, all I'm hearing
I can feel as their mouths water
The summertime, it's getting hotter
I don't know how
But they're not even eating right now
What's his face? With the propane grill?
Who ordered Mcdonalds?
That shit is wack, and really quite painful
I got bullied cause I like grilling!
Cmon man, I'm just chilling!
YOU CAN ALL PARTY TO THE GRAVE
I JUST WANNA GRILL FOR GODS SAKE
[Outro]
I wake up grilling every day
The days are killing every day
I'm just chilling ever day
Jank my wingus every day
Credits
Phil Carpal

Phil Carpal

About “I Just Wanna Grill” by Phil Carpal

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"I Just Wanna Grill" appears on "The Carpal Tunnel" in 2019.

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