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Existential Internet Crisis Panic Lyrics by Phillip Jon Taylor

Essential Maintenance for Human Happiness

2020

Existential internet crisis panic
Everybody wants a bit of it
Go to bed worried and you will wake up blurry
All the high court judges await their trials
They need not sentencing
Reset the dial
I wait for the postman to get my news
She doesn't tell me how I should read the reviews

Caught wind of a headache
Scrolling till your thumb aches
Baited, but not biting
You can't change everything with fighting

You cut all their heads off
And then expected them to hear your speech about justicе and democracy
Literally fallen on dеaf ears and crocodile tears
Dystopian hellscape
How long till the bank breaks?
Don't tell me that it's too late
We're all worried
Mostly about money
I don't think it's funny

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"Existential Internet Crisis Panic" appears on "Essential Maintenance for Human Happiness" in 2020.

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