[Intro]
Yo, yo, yo, what's going on man? Welcome to T Money's open mic. Yes you guys look great tonight. Tonight we got some someone special from Toronto who calls himself Phone-EG or some shit like that. So listen you gon' come up here and spit a little somethin', y'all make a little noise for my boy Phone-EG
Yo, T Money, good lookin' fam. I'm out here tryna tell my story about my summer slu ting. Cause I know all mans have a summer slu ting. A little ting you just pick up, you know what I mean? And just rock with for the summer, you know what I mean? Like friends with benefits how you chop at Bramalea in front of the Forever 21, you know what I'm sayin'? The ting that makes you say ohh-wie, y'all feelin' me?
[Verse 1]
Got the fresh white T, new bucket hat (jheeze)
Air Jordan 3's with the jumpman on the back (clean)
Two sprays of cologne and Phone-E's headin' out the back
Gettin' so fresh just to scoop a Big Mac
I'm swervin' in the whip, summer vibes in the air
Big batty tings with the nice curly hair (yahh)
It's sun dress season, batty jiggles everywhere (batty)
Phone-E preein' up the cheeks even if her man's there (its saft)
Pull up to the Mickey's it was a short trip (2 minutes)
Fuck the drive through dawg, let the ting see the fit
Walk up, "hello, hi, yes, can I take your order?"
Let me get a Big Mac combo with a bottle of water
Wait, Chloe is that you? Quiet girl from high school
The one in chemistry who didn't fuck with no dudes
Yo don't sleep on the beat tings, they may just glo up
Then Chloe turned around and I saw the dumper truck
[Interlude]
Trust me guys, I hope you're feelin' my story so far. It gets deeper, but I'm tellin' you fam. Keep the tings on Facebook at least fam or follow them on Twitter, something. Keep them, you know keep them close, when they glo up you can just grab them, you see what I'm sayin' fam? Cause if you say I didn't go to McDonalds fam I wouldn't have seen Chloe fam. But yo let me continue my story you know what I mean? I got the digits, you know what I do, I was lookin' fresh. Let me tell you, listen
[Verse 2]
Chloe started movin' stush but the game was too strong
Only two weeks passed, I'm in her pants like a thong
She's my summer slu ting, my likkle new ting
I love it when she does a little ting with the tongue ring
She knows what I want and I know what she needs
I can link her up at 2AM, she knows where to be
She's a real fuckin' trooper, even take the train for me
When my brain starts to hurt, she wants to run the brains for me
My summer slu ting
The perks are super lit
Phone E touch her throat, no text but who you with?
My summer slu ting
Never see the girl at noon (never)
Late nights only, shawty moves like a racoon
My summer slu ting
She's cool to never meet my mom
But if she bumps into the duke she knows her manners are the bomb
My summer slu ting
Tings are looking fuckin' blessed
Said I can shoot a tape if I don't show my friends
[Interlude 2]
And you dunno what im saying, peep that. All my mandems came over Apple TV ting on the big screen fam, yeah. But yah I'ma keep it real things went south, just listen
[Verse 3]
My likkle summer slu ting really makes a nigga happy
Last time we pined, cuddled up and took a nap G
Yo, Phone-E, wagwan, you may be catchin' feelings
No I'm fuckin' not bro, summer slu ting know the meanin'
You can't deny the feelin', Phone-E's fiendin' for more time than just the evenin'
Sober up bro, you went through texts when she was sleepin'
Saw RT's, a guy named Keaton out in Cleveland and she greasin'
Fam you know that was a meetin'
Plus I greased her tía to get even
Phone-E what are you sayin'?
What are you not seein'?
For you to even get even means you know she's greasy
You know she's seein' guys, look at the late replies
She fell asleep at four with the sun in the sky?
Fam it's all fuckin' lies
Enjoy the free perks while you have the summer vibes
When I got myself together we're already at the end
Little summer slu ting fell in love, found a boyfriend
