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ON GOD ILL FIND MY CAT Lyrics by Phonecase greg

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[HOOK]
Yea my cat is still not here
And my cat is still not here
My mom thinks that I'm a queer
But my cat is still not here
[VERSE 1]
I'm like here comes the chloroform, open up your nose
Got a half amount of chromosomes, as a pack of post-it notes
It's Mr. Humungous Nose, representing crappy clothes
I don't, give a fuck though, cuz' I look good in anything apart from velcro
My balls are mad low
I made this beat it Costco
When I spit, I go slow then fast like Ronaldo
My cum goes:
Splat across the pavement
And big thanks to Satan
For fisting my ass so hard that it caved in
Raisin
Brand cereal is so amazin
My cat still not here, don't know how long I'm waitin'
Bacon
Sandwich
Usin' my allowance
To cop me a dildo to use for orgasms
Got four magnums, for whores, and some more orgasms
Cuz' I'm a horny fuck, only some can fathom
Retract from
Vaginas, unless I got protection
Eject cum into your eye (man having an orgasm & ejecaluting)
"I can't see"
Though luck
Suck it up for a quick buck
My attitude just made her mad, think I got my dick stuck
Wait hold up, she's choked up
Wants me to fist her
"I thought you were fucking mad"
"Nah fam, this shit hurts"
Next day I realized, my dick now has blisters
I went to sleep facing up to overdose on sizzurp
Then saw my dad at the zoo all the way in Pittsburgh, he was the fucking gorilla
[Hook]
Yea my cat is still not here
And my cat is still not here
My mom thinks that I'm a queer
But my cat is still not here
[Verse 2]
Ok, I'm rapping too fast for you to register my syllables
I'm so pale, because there's no blood in my ventricles
Hope you die the worst way like, bathing in chemicals
I'm still a virgin at heart but I get hella' puss'
See me backstage after a show, doing hella' kush
Getting so high, are you my mom, who the fuck is this
Grab the fucking noose
Hang myself, end up on the news
Wow, a shitty class clown with a soundcloud
I'm like Hephaestus bitch, you better bow down
Better have your earphones in for the surround sound
I tried washing my sins but I'm still hellbound
How bout' you suck my dick before the sun's down
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Phonecase greg

Phonecase greg

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