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Idiot the Chef Lyrics by Pile

Jerk Routine

2009

I was sucking on the doorknob
While chewing on the key
Then snuck in through the window
To help preserve my knees
When do i get to go
When do i get to stay
I could bite my nails to the elbow
Or i could just wait
I was giving everything i have to you
And i found that my trash picking was the best thing i could do
Get to licking all the wounds
Now we funnel in the salt
Going to get so high and low
Now it’s all your fault
All of the stoplights are out today so i’ll chance it and coast
They always win but i’m a dictator of a small plot of land
Don’t pluck flowers with the hand i’m holding
I need to hoard only a few things all for myself
Otherwise i start to get so nervous
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Pile

Pile

About “Idiot the Chef” by Pile

Read the complete lyrics to "Idiot the Chef" by Pile from the album "Jerk Routine" in 2009. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Indie Rock, Slowcore, Post-Hardcore.

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"Idiot the Chef" is credited to Pile. Songwriting credits may include additional writers listed on the release; check the credits section on this page for linked collaborators.

"Idiot the Chef" appears on "Jerk Routine" in 2009.

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