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Gaming Tales - The Deadly Mission Lyrics by Pilotredsun

2013

It started like any other normal day
I was just sitting at my computer
Pressing f and semicolon repeatedly
Until I got that new mail
The mail that changed my life forever
It was the boss. What could he possibly want?
It looked like one hell of a mission was in store for me
I accepted the mission
So I picked my my wireless mouse/cellphone and called up my friend Mike
It was time to do the business. The dirty work
You could see the anxiety in my face
I wasn't exactly sure what I was getting myself into
Will I find danger? Will I find terror? Will I come back alive?
I would soon find out
I suddenly found myself with a gun, in the most dangerous inclined alleyway known to man
Knowing there was only one path to take, I stormed up the ramp
Ready or not, here I come
Once inside the, the thing, I, I went around a corner, only to find myself face to face with a terrifying beast
Petrified, I was only barely able to back away from it
Did I mention I was on the moon?
Despite my evasive manoeuvres, he was able to take a swipe at me
It was only a flesh wound, but nevertheless I was stunned
There he was, taunting me, beckoning
I wasn't able to figure out the controls to fire the gun, so I decided to use hand-to-hand combat against the beast
It was a terrible mistake
I had no fist fighting skills whatsoever
My only option was to shoot
So I took aim, and fired my Kraft sprinkled cheese at the monster
It was clearly perturbed by that action, which gave me the chance to run past it
They always say to expect the worst in these kinds of situations
I was pondering that philosophy when a monster suddenly dropped in
The hairs on my back stood up. It was time for combat yet again
This time my firearm had no effect
I could only run for it, like a quarterback trying not to get sacked
Corners became my worst enemy
You never can really tell if something is lurking right behind it
There might be a painful demise just sitting around the bend
Or it might just be nothing, and you find out you were getting worked up for no reason
I was becoming weary
My morale was running low
My Chex Mix had gotten stale
How much more of this could I take?
It was just monster after monster, with no end in sight
I had stumbled across this room, trying to uncover the next secret
When all of a sudden, things took a turn for the worst
I tried to make the jump, but my tired legs just couldn't make it happen
I was done for. It was all over
As my consciousness faded, I realized this would be my final resting place
No one would ever be able to find me
Only the lumbering beasts would be able to feed on my remains
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Pilotredsun

Pilotredsun

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