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The Tale of the Titan Lyrics by Pink Williams

2023

[Intro]
(Attention Titan passengers, this is your captain speaking
I’m terribly sorry to inform you that we’re all about to die horribly)
[Verse 1]
At the bottom of the ocean, over 12,000 feet down
A crew of breathless billionaires are tryin’ not to drown
They all paid quite a bundle to see a famous ship
But it seems their great adventure has become a one-way trip
[Chorus]
Now the titan’s takin’ water, and the crew is scared to death
They’re countin’ all their money while they take their final breath
All thе money in the world ain’t gonna fix stupidity
And billions ain’t worth barnacles at thе bottom of the sea!
[Verse 2]
With a thirst for high adventure, and a wad of cash in hand
They crammed onto a submarine and bit goodbye to land
But there was somethin’ fishy ‘bout the voyage from the start
The captain steered the vessel with ol’ video game parts
[Chorus]
Now the titan’s takin’ water, and the crew is scared to death
They’re countin’ all their money while they take their final breath
All the money in the world ain’t gonna fix stupidity
And billions ain’t worth barnacles at the bottom of the sea!
[Instrumental Break]
[Verse 3]
The coastguard searched the water, but they could not find the crew
The experts say the pressure probably turned them into stew
Their hopes and dreams imploded, but they paid for what they got
Now just like the titanic they can all go sink and rot
[Ending]
Now the Titan’s just a tuna can, and the crew’s been crushed to death
No more time for countin’ money, it’s too late to hold your breath
All the money in the world ain’t gonna fix stupidity
And billion’s ain't worth barnacles at the bottom of the sea
And billion’s ain’t worth barnacles at the bottom of the sea
(It’s starting to dawn on me that this was a bloody horrible idea
Well, you know what they say, you can’t sue me if we’re all dead.)
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Pink Williams

Pink Williams

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