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Crystal Night (Ode to the 20th Century) Lyrics by Pip Proud

Oncer

2000

We spread across this continent playing bang-bang with our darkie pals
They hid on high rocks and threw stones to make us go away
To save their families
We pulled our dicks out and fucked their women
Someone's wife, someone's child
Someone's child
"Hey, Frank," I said, "What are you smiling at?"
He took the straw from his mouth and said, "Oh, just the way they scream"
And he was my best friend then
And this night of crystal and we smashed every kike thing in sight
We burnt their synagogues
We were like hound dogs and we had 'em up a tree
Ah, ah, yeah... We had fun that night
We had 'em up a tree
I said, "Hey, Frank, what're you smiling at?"
And he said, "Oh, it's just the way they scream!"
And he was my best friend then
We dropped a bomb on these little Nippon bastards
Oh, it was a majestic sight
That creamy, slow mushroom growing into the sky
Those fuckin' yellow bastards sure knew how to die
Someone's wife, someone's child
Sitting in a garden, drinking tea
"Oh, Frank, what're you smiling at?"
"Wow," he said, "They didn't have time to scream!"
He was laughing then he was my best friend
I love this century with all my heart and soul
We did ourselves proud
We whipped 'em into line
Showed 'em our God and His might
"I love you," Frank is my brother and everyone on this earth
"But take this gun, stick it up your bum
And blow the shit up into your brains"
And Frank walked away
He ain't my friend no more
He ain't no friend to me no more
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Pip Proud

Pip Proud

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"Crystal Night (Ode to the 20th Century)" appears on "Oncer" in 2000.

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