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As Seen On TV Lyrics by Pitchshifter

Deviant

2000

[Verse 1: Jello Biafra]
Another group of monster teenagers shot up their school today
What makes them do it? Video games? Marilyn Manson?
Oh, it can't be the parents, or the fact that school sucks, or that the jocks do get patted on the head every time they beat up the weirdos and the jobs you get once you graduate from school are stupid, boring, meaningless, and a dead-end to insanity
[Chorus: Jonathan Clayden]
I can't deny it's killing me
No one loses on TV
I can't deny it's killing me
No one loses on TV
On TV
On TV
On TV
[Verse 2: Biafra]
When Sport Utility Vehicles are no longer enough, you need The Terminator
Stuck in traffic in Lost Angeles?
Drive over the tops of everybody else
You'll crush 'em before the cops can catch up with you
Your precious artifact child needs to be safe
They're talking to a kid whose skin is a different colour?
Grab the kid and mow 'em down
[Chorus: Clayden]
I can't deny it's killing me
No one loses on TV
I can't deny it's killing me
No one loses on TV
On TV
On TV
On TV
[Verse 3: Biafra]
Each new, hot generation has a statement they wanna call their own
Tattoos? Piercings? That's for Moms and Dads
What you wanna do is spend your allowance on devil horn implants, Elephant Man head, designer tails, third leg, fourth leg Everyone's a hermaphrodite
[Chorus: Clayden]
No one loses on TV
On TV
On TV
On TV
No one loses on TV
On TV
On TV
On TV
No one loses on TV
[Outro: Biafra]
And on a lighter note
Credits
Pitchshifter

Pitchshifter

About “As Seen On TV” by Pitchshifter

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"As Seen On TV" is credited to Pitchshifter. Songwriting credits may include additional writers listed on the release; check the credits section on this page for linked collaborators.

"As Seen On TV" appears on "Deviant" in 2000.

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