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John Malarkey’s Cave Party (Parts I - V) Lyrics by Mr. Cri Cri

damn waltuh

2023

I. A Friendly Conversation [0:00]
[Speaking: Christian, Gabriel, Mi Papa]
What did I say?
I duhnuh
Um... What was I sayi- wait what?
I don't remember saying anything?
Yes you were
Like what?
Like everything, what do you mean?
I don't know, I don't remember (You were talking about the thing)
What thing?
Nothing, obviously *sigh*
Gabriel, you are really confusing me
(Ow) What are you... What are you talking about? I never talked... about no- *sigh* what?
I- look man, it's really not that hard to... understand...
*Sigh* what?
Gabe, are you kidding me!? (What?)
C'mon, turn that off!
Turn what off?
Turn "that" off!
"That"? What's "that"?
The thing!
Oh! the THING! Okay, I turned it off
Thank you
But you know that- that- what were you talking about though?
I don't know?
You don't know what you were talking about?
I wasn't talking to you?
Sure!
What are you talking about!?
What are YOU talking about?
Stop!
Stop what?
Stop it!
...Stop what?
Stop... stop everything!
Wh- Wh- Stop everything? (Stop!) Like... stop living?
Stop agitating him!
Oh! That's right, that's what I was going to do. Okay, love you! Bye!
II. Gabriel's Average Morning Routine [1:40]
[Verse 1: Gabriel]
Yeah! Uh!
Wake up, saturday morning, 4AM
Yeah!
I have to pee the bed, and then get up and take a shower!
And then once I do that, you gotta-, you gotta-
Y'know? You gotta-
Once you put down the toilet lid...
Remember this is saturday morning at 4AM
Or is it 4-
No, it has to be 4AM cause 4PM wouldn't make sense...
Oh! Christian is having a seizure!
Christian is having a seizure!
Uh-uh! Uh-uh!
Uhuh!
Uhuhuhuh!
Yuhuhuh, duUuUde!
Christian is spitting all over his clothes!
Christian is spitting all over the dinner table!
[Instrumental Bridge]
III. Penis Cock [3:44]
[Verse 2: Christian, Gabriel]
No!
C'mon, christian!
Your verse!
C'mon rap!
Um...
Um, 1 dude has 5 penises, someone has 7 cocks. What do you think will happen?
I don't know, man!
I just saw a dude, he was butt naked, his penis was 12 inches long.
It went WoWoWoWo
It went WoWoWoWo
It went WoWoWoWo
Oh yeah!
IV. The Christian Show [4:36]
[Speaking: Christian, Gabriel]
Turn left!
Welcome to, um...
Christian-
The Christian Show!
Featuring your host, Christian!
YAYEEE!
Um, he might have down syndrome, who knows?
I think I know, but um...
Woah, you're getting- you're getting a little bit bonkers there, buddy!
No, don't sit on me like that!
What?!
Anyways, back to rapping!
V. This Isn't Rapping, This Is Just Scatting [5:03]
[Speaking: Gabriel]
This isn't rapping, this is just scatting!
SHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhh
[Instrumental Outro]
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Mr. Cri Cri

Mr. Cri Cri

About “John Malarkey’s Cave Party (Parts I - V)” by Mr. Cri Cri

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