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PIZZA MINORITY Lyrics by Pizza Day

2016

[Intro]
Hello, pizza
Hi, uh, I'd like to get a vegan, gluten-free pizza
What's that?
Uh, do you have a vegan, gluten-free pizza?
No
Oh, n-no?
No, we don't have that
[Chorus]
I am the pizza minority
I don't need sausage or cheese
Down with the cheese majority
'Cause I am vegan and gluten-free
[Verse 1]
I pledge allegiance to the marinara
One nation under sauce there of which I stand alone
A sausage pie uneaten, gluten-filled dough
Without a doubt, I’m singled out, the only diet I know
[Chorus]
I am the pizza minority
I don’t need sausage or cheese
Down with the cheesy majority
'Cause I am vegan and gluten-free
[Bridge]
Stepped out of the line
No vegan options on the menu
Cooked my own pie
Gluten-free, and no cheese, the only way I know
[Verse 2]
One pie, no gluten, heating in the dark
Blinded by the smell of artichoke hearts
For crying out loud, she screamed unto me
Why can’t you bake a pie with sausage and cheese?
[Chorus]
I am the pizza minority
I don’t need sausage or cheese
Down with the cheesy majority
'Cause I am vegan and gluten-free
[Verse 3]
One pie, no gluten, heating in the dark
Blinded by the smell of artichoke hearts
For crying out loud, she screamed unto me
Why can’t you bake a pie with sausage and cheese?
[Chorus]
I am the pizza minority
I don’t need sausage or cheese
Down with the cheesy majority
'Cause I am vegan and gluten-free
Credits
Pizza Day

Pizza Day

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