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Funny Meal Lyrics by Ploon

A Dream About a Ship in a Bottle

2022

[Verse 1]
Well I saw that cough syrup and it looked so good
So I drank a little more than I knew I should
I powered through the bitter taste
And then I had some mint toothpaste

[Verse 2]
Well I got real scared cause the walls started movin'
Even though I wasn't up an' groovin'
I could chalk this up to hallucinations
But I... I got up against the wall and I felt vibrations!
I looked to the sky for some sort of an answer
And I got it in the form of ten giant fingers...

[Guitar Solo]

[Interlude]
Well, I went for a little ride with this mystery giant
"What's yer name?"
I asked
"HUESTIS"
A low voice bellowed!
I rode through the clouds with Huеstis and we discussed things of all matters
Likе, why clean people wear white
And if it was two faces or a tree

[Verse 3]
Well
After a while
Huestis said it was time to go
He said some funny lights were starting to glow
(Starting to glow!)
So he put my house back on it's foundation
While... uh, sorry
Uhh...
Uhhuhhuhhuhuh...
Hehhuhhuhhuh!
Uhm, what was I sayin'?
Oh! He...
(hehehehehoo!)
He put my house back on it's foundation and we said our goodbyes
I started feeling some trepidation while rubbing my eyes
Well...
I saw some flashing lights as my surroundings faded in
And awoke to some paramedics giving me some medicine
For my Funny Meal

[Outro]
MY FUNNY MEAL! AWOWWOW!
(UUUWAHOO!)
(OW!)
MY FUNNY MEAL!
(WEEEUHAH!)
(FUCK!)
AHHOWH-AAAOOOU!
(HEHEYOWZAS!)
OH, COUGH SYRUP'LL DO THAT TO YA!
(OWHOOHOOHOY)

*WHEEZELAUGH*
I'm cutting the fucking-
(Same time next week!)
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About “Funny Meal” by Ploon

Read the complete lyrics to "Funny Meal" by Ploon from the album "A Dream About a Ship in a Bottle" in 2022. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Grunge, Comedy, Rock.

"Funny Meal" is performed by Ploon. from the album "A Dream About a Ship in a Bottle" in 2022 This page provides the full lyric text for fans who want to sing along, study the songwriting, or compare versions across releases. Lyrks organizes lyrics by artist and song slug so you can bookmark and share a stable URL. Music lyrics help listeners connect with emotion, narrative, and rhythm in a track. Whether you are learning English, researching a favorite chorus, or preparing for karaoke, having accurate line breaks and section labels (verse, chorus, bridge) makes the experience easier. We link to the official artist profile on Lyrks where available, including biography snippets, top songs, and chart placements when we have that data. If you enjoy "Funny Meal", explore more songs by Ploon using the links below. Chart and trending pages on Lyrks highlight what listeners are searching for this week. For copyright or correction requests, see our DMCA and contact pages.

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"Funny Meal" is credited to Ploon. Songwriting credits may include additional writers listed on the release; check the credits section on this page for linked collaborators.

"Funny Meal" appears on "A Dream About a Ship in a Bottle" in 2022.

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