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34 Reasons Lyrics by Podmusical

The Fall of the House of Sunshine Season 1: Part 1

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[FLOSSO]
There are 34 reasons that you can’t shut down the show
I don’t pretend to know if you care to know
But there’s the hope that we give and the smiles that we cause
And the joy of the children both great and small
Those are just 3 reasons that you can’t shut down the show
Out of 34 reasons that you can’t shut down the show

[BRACELETTA]
In addition:
The director has many gambling debts -
They’re gonna take off his thumbs

[FLOSSO]
Somebody found a bone in the phone booth
Gotta pay to keep 'em mum

[BRACELETTA]
There’s a kid named Sid in Denver who hasn’t ever brushed his teeth!

[FLOSSO]
Maybe we can reach him if you don’t cut us off at the knees
Also Props and Costumes haven’t eaten in weeks!

[BOTH]
These are 34 reasons that you can’t shut down the show:
The stage is a habitat for endangered gnomes

[FLOSSO]
There’s our message, our fans, our history

[BRACELETTA]
And the promises made in the prophecy

[BOTH]
Those are just 12 reasons that you can’t shut down the show
Out of 34 reasons that you can’t shut down the show

[BRACELETTA]
Viewership is up and we’ve got 9 dentists’ recommendations

[FLOSSO]
Gotta get that bone tested in a lab
Just in case he’s someone famous

[BRACELETTA]
The puppet union’s hush money is seven days past due

[FLOSSO]
And we’ve still got 3 tooth-stronauts stranded on the moon

[BRACELETTA]
There’s ways to get them home
If you don’t throw us to the wolves

[BOTH]
There are 34 reasons that you can’t shut down the show
Our sponsors know we cashed their checks and they’re waiting
Outside our homes

[FLOSSO]
What about our pensions? -

[BRACELETTA]
What about our pride?

[FLOSSO]
And the flowers we must send to the Bone’s dear wife?

[BOTH]
Just 21 reasons that you can’t shut down the show
Out of 34 reasons that you can’t shut down the show

[BRACELETTA]
There are thirteen men stuck in a Latvian Bread Mine
And this is the only signal they can get

[FLOSSO]
Helena Rubenstein just doubled all her funding
The camera’s are just 3 years away from retirement

[BOTH]
Don’t flush the brush, or heave-ho the show

[BRACELETTA]
We have no where that we can go

[FLOSSO]
All our stock is in mouthwash
Which they need us to promote

[FLOSSO]
The new teeth have just come in and the brush-team was just rebristled

[BRACELETTA]
My braces need more Otter Oil grease to stop that pesky whistle

[FLOSSO]
So we gotta pay the otter handlers to look the other way

[BRACELETTA]
Berating stagehands is my coping mechanism – they’ll leave if we
Can’t pay!

[FLOSSO]
Perfect her fragile ego – let us live another day!

[BOTH]
There are 34 reasons that you can’t shut down the show
We think that’s plenty – take pity on our souls!

[FLOSSO]
The reviews are great!

[BRACELETTA]
They’ve never been better!

[BOTH]
People are mailing in more teeth than ever!
These are 34 reasons that you can’t shut down the show
Out of 34 reasons that you can’t shut down the show!

[GRAND CUSPID]
That’s only 33 reasons

[FLOSSO]
Oh. There’s the bone, the otters – um. Damn it
Two! Three!

[BOTH]
There are 33 reasons you can’t shut down the show!
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Podmusical

Podmusical

About “34 Reasons” by Podmusical

Read the complete lyrics to "34 Reasons" by Podmusical from the album "The Fall of the House of Sunshine Season 1: Part 1". On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Pop.

"34 Reasons" is performed by Podmusical. from the album "The Fall of the House of Sunshine Season 1: Part 1" This page provides the full lyric text for fans who want to sing along, study the songwriting, or compare versions across releases. Lyrks organizes lyrics by artist and song slug so you can bookmark and share a stable URL. Music lyrics help listeners connect with emotion, narrative, and rhythm in a track. Whether you are learning English, researching a favorite chorus, or preparing for karaoke, having accurate line breaks and section labels (verse, chorus, bridge) makes the experience easier. We link to the official artist profile on Lyrks where available, including biography snippets, top songs, and chart placements when we have that data. If you enjoy "34 Reasons", explore more songs by Podmusical using the links below. Chart and trending pages on Lyrks highlight what listeners are searching for this week. For copyright or correction requests, see our DMCA and contact pages.

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"34 Reasons" is credited to Podmusical. Songwriting credits may include additional writers listed on the release; check the credits section on this page for linked collaborators.

"34 Reasons" appears on "The Fall of the House of Sunshine Season 1: Part 1".

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