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Teenage Midlife Crisis Lyrics by Polarbearboy

Teenage Midlife Crisis

2018

[Chorus]
It's really funny when I think about you
Nothing matters in the end and
It’s really funny when I think about it
I don't matter as much as you
[Verse 1]
Inside I'm really stressed and my sex life is a mess
Got a teenage midlife crisis and I don’t wanna be like this anymore
I'm on the floor
[Verse 2]
My baby girl, yeah, she's ignored me for a while
'Cause she's busy with a man much older, he's a pedophile
And her friends get all upset with every move and breath
Won't give me a fucking break so I sit here and create
[Chorus]
It's really funny when I think about you
Nothing matters in the end and
It’s really funny when I think about it
I don’t matter as much as you
[Verse 3]
I want a cute femdom Asian girl to choke me
Not a punk rock wannabe
I wanna be that guy with fat stacks
So I can sit back and relax
And get back on track
Credits
Polarbearboy

Polarbearboy

About “Teenage Midlife Crisis” by Polarbearboy

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"Teenage Midlife Crisis" appears on "Teenage Midlife Crisis" in 2018.

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