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King of Cool Lyrics by Poolboy (Minneapolis)

Poolboy

2016

[Verse 1]
When you go, leave me my baseball glove
Some cigarettes and a Playboy, that's all I really want
Leave the light on, 'cause I'm scared of the dark
Trapped in a cooler made out of my ex-girlfriends' hearts
It's pretty disgusting to sleep in
But I guess that's my own fault
[Verse 2]
I'll be trapped for the next nine months
With my dick in my hand, eating arteries for lunch
Choking on all of this estrogen
In quarts of feminine, oh, feminine blood
[Chorus]
Right now I just wish I was
The King of Cool, and not the toast of fools
Right now I just wish I was
The King of Cool, and not the toast of fools
[Verse 3]
In this chamber I'm a chambermaid
Making beds and cleaning sinks at minimum wage
My only solace is a ten minute contractual smoke break
Which I'll be taking, hey, thanks
[Chorus]
Right now I just wish I was
The King of Cool, and not the toast of fools
Right now I just wish I was
The King of Cool, and not the toast of fools
[Outro]
Right now I just wish I could
Get some gateway drugs, and crawl around in your atrium
'Til I die of old age up in your left lung
'Cause I will give you asthma every time you try to run
So don't run, don't run, don't run
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Poolboy (Minneapolis)

Poolboy (Minneapolis)

About “King of Cool” by Poolboy (Minneapolis)

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"King of Cool" is credited to Poolboy (Minneapolis). Songwriting credits may include additional writers listed on the release; check the credits section on this page for linked collaborators.

"King of Cool" appears on "Poolboy" in 2016.

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