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[Sam and Cat has a 'Problem]
[at the Dickelodeon Studio]
[Dan Schneider approaches Jennette McCurdy]
Dan: Jennette, where's Ariana? She's supposed to be here an hour ago.
Jennette: [at her phone] I don't care. I've got nudes to post.
Ariana: [arrives] Sorry for being late you guys. I was filming my new music video with Iggy Azalea.
Jennette: What kind of name is Iggy? What is she, an iguana?
Ariana: [chuckles] No... [imagines if Iggy was a reptile]
[at the studio. twerks] I've got one less problem without you.
I've got one less problem without you.
Dan: [holding a hotdog, speaks with a mouth full] You'll get a one less paycheck if you don't get out of that sexy outfit and go put the red wig on.
Jennette: [holds a ketchup bottle] Or just pour some Heinz in your hair. it will be quicker.
Ariana: [shocked] Shut up, Jennette. You're just mad cause dad pays me more. I don't need this job. [?]
[Slime pops out and the lights turn off, she is annoyed]
Jennette: Huh, your high-pitching voice makes my ears bleed.
Same goes for annoying who listens to annoying pop music.
Dan: [to Ariana, eating a burger] Ariana, would you just get to the wardrobe already?
[Ariana is annoyed and Jennette flips her off]
Jennette: [to Dan] Hey, Diabetes. I mean Dan. Look, my nudes are trending.
Dan: mm. Nice rack.
Jennette: Thank you.
Dan: Oh, you're banned from the KCA
Jennette: Uh, I don't care. it's a stupid show anyway.
[At the set]
Director: Alright, Sam and Cat. Scene four, Take two. Action!
Jennette: So, Cat. what ugly kids are we babysitting today?
[sniffs the Nutella sandwich] Cat? Firecrotch!
Say your fucking line, stupid.
[Ariana imagines Problem getting #1 on the charts]
[At the Problem video set]
(transition pops up)
Jennette: [on a motorbike] Ay, yo, Ariana. I've got a one more problem with you, girl.
Ariana: [muffled] I don't care if you got a problem.
Jennette: Think you're All That but you really ain't that cool.
In a year, everyone gonna forget all about you.
Yeah, you're in the news but what's trending is my nudes.
Y'understand? My boobs look bigger when I'm by you.
Ariana: [pushes Jennette] Head in the clouds, I'm sitting cause I'm modern.
Gonna be the next Mariah but slimmer.
[at the Sam and Cat set] Cut!! ugh, this show is a piece of shit.
Jennette: [holds a remote] Hey, Cat. Toss me a dog, will ya?
Ariana: 'Kay. [throws it at Jennette]
What's the matter, Sam? Aren't you used to having hot dogs in your face? [winks]
Outro: Di-di-di-di-di-di-di-dick....
DICKELODEON!!!!!
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