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[Chorus: Rihanna]
I look like a monster, my face is scary
I have a huge forehead and yellow stained teeth
Before Chris Brown beat me, I was a cutie
But now I'm just ugly
But you think I'm pretty

[Verse 1: Eminem]
Wanted to be mysterious, now I'm like delirious
Oh, well, guess I'm just bi-curious
Used to get complimented on my lyrics
Now I get rid the cure cause of my queerness
For wanting to be gay and rap too
And wanted both ways, fame made me this way
In the closet with Dr. Dre
Drake's fruity too but I'm the manwhore
Causе all I wanted to run for was Gaylord
I'll bring back all the days that I wasn't bad to look at
Now it's like I'm on crack and my rhymеs are wack
Will the real trans lady please stand up
Hey, this gross dude, are those D-cups
Ironic cause I think I'm turning into Freddy
I even have acne, one zit, two zit
Getting older and uglier than Mimi
But I'm actually grosser than you think
Cause I look like a...

[Chorus: Rihanna]
I look like a monster, my face is scary
I'm living the thug life, I smoke a lot of weed
You're trying to fix me, stop holding your breath
I guess I'm just ugly but my fans think I'm pretty

[Post-Chorus: Rihanna]
Well, that's a lie (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
(Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
And I love the way you lie (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
(Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)

[Verse 2: Eminem, (Rihanna)]
I'm not good at rapping but I'm good at fapping
I like Wayne's booty to smack it
Cause crack is wacking
Black girls are fat and just rhyming
Sometimes I wonder where these bald spots come from
Yeah, do you really want a stupid tuning?
Releasing about sex and domestic violence..
(I know I do)
I think I wandered off in the Tr*nny Hall
And stumbled upon Nicki Minaj and RuPaul
Cause I need a plastic surgeon, a face like Chucky bags under my eyelids
On Halloween, I scare all the little kids
They call me M&M cause I'm sweet like candy and I got this dick
And I got a one girl out of 100 million
Who was cute and funny, didn't want me for my money
Great but they're all fat
Jaden Smith in my backpack, I'm a pedophile, I look like a...

[Chorus: Rihanna]
I look like a monster, my face is scary
Look like Morgan Freeman and The Grudge's baby
Wish I was Beyoncé with the happy family
But now I'm just crazy, wish I had Jay-Z's baby

[Post-Chorus: Rihanna]
I'm a monster (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
(Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
I'm a monster (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
(Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
I'm a monster (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
(Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
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