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Freak in the Sheets Lyrics by Porky’s Groove Machine

Hello My Name Is

2019

[Verse 1]
I see you lookin’, you’re checkin’ out my cells
If you come this way we can tabulate
‘Cause you know that’s where I Excel
Input your digits, come on and tap them on this screen
We can just use text to decide what’s next
We’ll go ahead and set up a subroutine

[Pre-Chorus]
Can I get your numbers
Send ‘em on over to me
And I’ll get em looking nice ya know
Oh so professionally

[Chorus]
‘Cause I’m a nerd in the streets
But I’m a freak in the sheets
C’mon
Spreadsheets, that is

[Verse 2]
Rows and columns, welcome to my world
Formulas and functions, I’m gonna take your data for a whirl
Which way you want it, maybe scatter, bar or pie?
I’ll adjust the presentation
Make it look like any kind of table you like!

[Pre-Chorus]
If you got data you need formatted conditionally
Wanna get your dots lookin’ nice then I’ll do it ?

[Chorus]
‘Cause I’m a nerd in the streets
But I’m a freak in the sheets
Let’s tabulate!

[Bridge]
24/7/365 I’ll be your tech support
You can always look me up
I’ll help you out with Excel, Google Docs and Numbers
I’m even good with Python, what’s up
When you hear the sound you’ll get down like a column ABC
You know I’m talkin’ like a row like 123

[Chorus]
‘Cause I’m a nerd in the streets
And I’m a freak in the sheets
C’mon!

[Outro]
Freak in the sheets

About “Freak in the Sheets” by Porky’s Groove Machine

Read the complete lyrics to "Freak in the Sheets" by Porky’s Groove Machine from the album "Hello My Name Is" in 2019. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Rock.

"Freak in the Sheets" is performed by Porky’s Groove Machine. from the album "Hello My Name Is" in 2019 This page provides the full lyric text for fans who want to sing along, study the songwriting, or compare versions across releases. Lyrks organizes lyrics by artist and song slug so you can bookmark and share a stable URL. Music lyrics help listeners connect with emotion, narrative, and rhythm in a track. Whether you are learning English, researching a favorite chorus, or preparing for karaoke, having accurate line breaks and section labels (verse, chorus, bridge) makes the experience easier. We link to the official artist profile on Lyrks where available, including biography snippets, top songs, and chart placements when we have that data. If you enjoy "Freak in the Sheets", explore more songs by Porky’s Groove Machine using the links below. Chart and trending pages on Lyrks highlight what listeners are searching for this week. For copyright or correction requests, see our DMCA and contact pages.

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"Freak in the Sheets" appears on "Hello My Name Is" in 2019.

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