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Shag Wagon Lyrics by Prestomystic

The Prop Closet Collection

2022

Spoken:
Ladies and gentleman, My name is Preston and I
Think its time you and I go on a field trip
Where? I don't care
Cause when we're riding in the
Shag Wagon
(HUH)
Its not about the destination
Shag Wagon
Its about the journey
(horn)
The wheels on the bus go round and round
But when you ride with me they bump up and down
I'll show you my town
Show you all around
As long as you show me down town
(Whoopeee!!)
Oh, look at all the cars we're passing
But none of them you can relax in
The city, the streets, the lights all flashin'
I don't care if we crash in
The Shag Wagon
(All aboard the buss ladies and gentlеmen)
Shag Wagon
Spoken:
Quite simply, it's a wagon that you shag in
(c'mon)
OH!
I just don't think you undеrstand
I wanna shag you in a bed in a van
On the highway
Baby we can do it my way
Anywhere you want
Just not the drive way (Whabam!)
Cause you and I gotta stay in motion
I go crazy for ya loco-motion
Gimme ya shirt
Pass the lotion
I'm rubbin' on ya like a love potion uhh
Spoken:
That's the first gear ladies and gentlemen
The Shag Wagon's gonna be covering three gears today
That first one was your huggin', ya lovin'
Your touching introduction
Now the second gear's where we start picking up the pace
Yall ready? Alright here we go
Its quick
Wooo!
Now we're licking and kissing
All up in different positions
You're on top of my body and I'm feeling viscous (uh)
Your grip is malicious
I know you're feeling ambitious
And the taste of your lips delicious
When they're in my ear
Ooh I feel heaven bound
You know you only fuel the fire when ya makin' sounds
And when I pump and hump ya lovin' lumps
I never seen a dump so plump (Huh!)
Oh, My kimono Versace
Fondle and coddle me like we're playing a game of bocce
My van's gettin' steamy call it Hibachi
Open ya mouth cause I'm throwing out sake
GIIIRRRLLLL
I ain't bragging
But it's more than my style ya' jackin'
When the shag wagon's rockin'
Don't come a knockin'
But when the shag wagon's waggin'
We're probably shaggin' in the-
Shag Wagon
(hey)
Shag Wagon
Shag Wagon
(Mmhm)
Shag Wagon
(WOooooah)
Spoken:
Well, well, well
First gear, done
Second gear, done
Seems that we've only got one gear left
Oh ladies and gentlemen
Welcome to the Shag Wagons Third gear
(Sexiphone Solo)
Spoken:
Well...That's it
Uh you can leave now
But just remember, tell ya friends
And thanks for riding'
In the Shag Wagon ;)
Credits
Prestomystic

Prestomystic

About “Shag Wagon” by Prestomystic

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"Shag Wagon" appears on "The Prop Closet Collection" in 2022.

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