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Smashing Bros Lyrics by Prod. Jay

2022

I'm the real Slim Shady
And I'm tired of people saying Peach's move set is different to Daisy
You must be crazy
Like Mario, there's a reason Peach keeps getting kidnapped
I know you got a hat but you gotta stop the cap
Luigi looks like he's gotta take a crap
Snake is so thick, his cheeks are getting clapped
Link's got no rizz, nothing comes out his lips
Donkey Kong, goofy, Diddy Kong, goofy
Banjo Kazooie, crappo and poopy
Bayonetta smoothie, let's make a movie
Palutena, mommy, Palutena, sorry
Pac-Man, waka waka, on my salami
Meta Knight's a better fight than Little Mac, a fighter
Wario looks like hе's on his fifteenth diaper
Name a move from Sonic that isn't a Spin Dash
Cloud has thе most fucking broken attacks
The dog from the duck game, I wanna shoot him
But not with the Splatoon weapons, that's stupid
This little pretty Pit guy thinks that he's Cupid
Piranha Plant is dumb, I want to pollute it
Fuck, it's like a fucking circus
So I'll just stick to Joker, the kid from Persona 5
He thinks he's cool
(Oh hell no)
[Beat switch]
Joker is a bitch, I hate Persona 5
All Steve can do is mine, he's crafting all the time
Craft some bitches
Don't get me started on Richter
You copycat, you an echo fighter
Of Simon, you copied his assignment
You fucking fraud
I'm so sick and tired of this fucking Falcon
And I ain't talking about the bird one, I'm talking about the irrelevant captain
The one no one knew or cared about, until he joined Smash
And then they added 20 Fire Emblem characters to make them more cash
Please stop
Tell me why there's little kids in this, go away
The pussy boy, Lucas, and the kid who can't stop saying (Okay)
Okay, no one likes you, you a throwaway
Olimar, keep that nose away
Bitch, you're scaring the hoes away
Ganondorf made me gay
I'm done
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Prod. Jay

Prod. Jay

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