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Lord Cam Girl Lyrics by Prolaps

Pure Mud Volume 7

2020

[Intro Monologue]
I think men are the most saddest people on the planet
Who look around fucking everything with boobs and brains if they can do this
And they have nothing inside themselves
See, do you know how hard you have to get to gag ? then you'll do that
It’s all the greatest
? never get to men
The one time I find out that a man who's not giving way back, then it starts
If she ? or she divorces you all
Whatever the case may be
Because men do not believe in giving, to get
Men believe in only taking, Cuz its only belive in
So at the end of the day, with your old and cramp
Do you never belived in giving
Do you think that I should ban you today, tomorrow or an hour and half
Or five minutes from now
Cuz I don't know why you’re continuing to talk to me
Some days I just want to, not give a fuck
I've worked for corporations, 17 40 buildings
Either I can get 5 dollars a minute to fuck myself with a dildo
Or I can get men, who treat me like I am a girl who fucks myself with a dildo for 5 dollars a minute
I will always think of you when I spread my legs
If there was a real dick between my legs, I will always think of 4chan
And as soon as that guy sticks his dick out
I might bite it off
(Body natural)
(Body natural)
[Verse 1]
(Give it to me)
Now it's time to panic
We're after every self-hating, porn-addict troll on the fucking planet
So go suck on the hatchet
This is that future black magic shit
Decapitated rabbit in a hat type shit
No more of your advancements
Carving up trolls is our very special talent
This is what happens when you find yourself without a phallus
Serve it to your victims with a diet coke and a Caesar salad
"You don't make me laugh for such a funny looking troll
First we'll eat your heart and then we'll shit your fucking soul."
Find you in the cum dungeon playing with a wet noodle
Horse-viagra enema so pucker up and boof it!
[Bridge]
We're here to assist you with your ascension
We don’t want your money
We don’t want all your bullshit
We don't wanna hear your excuses
We want your super sordid troll erection!
[Verse 2]
Have you ever had acid through a catheter?
I didn’t know that we were dooming with an amateur
Opens up your third eye like an aperture
Extra perception exploding like worms from a canister
This is a sacrament, not a petty murder
You were chosen as the most cursed virgin
This sacred ceremony will make you eternal
Now it's time to open up the portal!
[Outro]
Lord Cam Girl's dream interpreting the æther
Mind's eye open to another level
Lord Cam Girl’s dream interpreting the æther
Mind's eye open to another level
Lord Cam Girl's dream interpreting the æther
Mind's eye open to another level
Lord Cam Girl's dream interpreting the æther
Mind's eye open to another level
Lord Cam Girl's dream interpreting the æther
Mind's eye open to another level
Lord Cam Girl's dream interpreting the æther
Mind's eye open to another level
Lord Cam Girl's dream interpreting the æther
Mind's eye open to another level
Lord Cam Girl's dream interpreting the æther
Mind's eye open to another level
Lord Cam Girl's dream interpreting the æther
Mind's eye open to another level
Lord Cam Girl!
(Do you understand what real life is and what real life isn't?)
(Do you understand what real life is and what real life isn't?)
Credits
Prolaps

Prolaps

About “Lord Cam Girl” by Prolaps

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"Lord Cam Girl" appears on "Pure Mud Volume 7" in 2020.

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