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Ash Ketchum vs Gary Oak Lyrics by Epic Rap Battle Parodies

Epic Rap Battle Parodies - Season 2

2013

[Intro]
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES
ASH KETCHUM
VS
GARY OAK
BEGIN
[Verse 1: Gary Oak]
I'm the true Pokemon master, all you do is play with balls
Just take a seat, Ash, I'll teach you how to catch them all
I'm a prodigy in Pallet Town, you're just in Special Ed
And it takes more than a generation to see Misty in your bed
I'mma cap your ass like a Ratatat, flame on like a Vulpix
I'll send out Hitmonlee to give your ass a million kicks
What's the matter Ashy-boy? You want healing from Nurse Joy
Ass Ketchup, mess with my Pokémon, you're sure to get destroyed
I'll serve you a handheld defeat that will fit in your pocket
Don't let your ego blast off even more than Team Rocket
My pops is a professor, so I've got all the knowledge I need
I'll be rising up while you're smoking Bulbasaur weed
[Verse 2: Ash Ketchum]
I'm the very best, I'm banging on my chest
Like a Ferrow going Apeshit, it's time for the real test
I'm Majestic Like Ho-oh, I spit it hot and gold
I'm like a Blastoise, because I have a lyrical water flow
I'mma beat you hard, you won't be using a healing berry
I mean you're as much homosexual as a dancing Clefairy
You're forgetting that the entire anime revolves around me
Soon as we went to Sinnoh, that's the last you were ever seen
[Verse 3: Gary Oak]
Stop being so gloom, you're acting like a Slowbro
You're a rip off of Yugi, Hell, maybe even more homo
My disses just evolved, teach you to mess with my crew
And you wonder who the real master is? I DON'T choose you?
You're identified as a wannabe champion in my Pokédex
You've been surrounded by girls, yet you still have no sex
Now listen here Ash, time for the ultimate burn
Magikarp is the name that you deserve to earn
[Verse 4: Ash Ketchum]
I'm kicking it Old School, black and white to red and blue
I got an army of leaders, come fight me and my crew
Trap you with my rhymes like a Master Ball; feel the hate?
That's cause you're too busy substituting 'ball' with 'bate'
Don't be hating on my love life, here, I'll make yours just darken
I bet when you whipped out your Metapod, it didn't use harden
That's the end of it; let's roll the credits theme song
Gotta catch em all, gotta kick your ass, Pokémon
[Outro]
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC, RAP BATTLE PARO-DI-I-IES
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Epic Rap Battle Parodies

Epic Rap Battle Parodies

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