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Heinous Anus Lyrics by Punky Brüster

Cooked on Phonics

1996

10 am, and I hit the alarm
It's been 5 short hours since I tied one on
And on the way to the kitchen for my morning cup
I gotta run to the can before my bowels erupt
Grab my knees and howl like a dawg
I've got a 12 inch long jalapeño log
You can keep that Thai, yeah I think I'll pass
I ain't got a week to nurse my ass!!!
I just want a normal stool!
Hey, hey, hey, heinous anus!
I've been on the throne all day
I can't face the world in any other way
Help me out
I wanna be someone who
Doesn't start the morning with a molten poo!!!
I don't want this screaming hoop!!!
Hey, hey, hey, heinous anus!
'Haaa... Groupies ! love 'em or leave 'em. Well, Doctor Skinny has never loved 'em, but he sure as hell wouldn't mind givin' in a shot, the only problem being, he hasn't got quite used to the whole punk-rock female thing, but "hey", he says, "if there's a ring through a nose, then she's metal enough for me."
Oh my god... Oh my god it's you !
-Hi
You're the guy from Punky Bruster band !
-Yeah...
Oh, this is too... wow, this is crazy ! My friends are going to freak !
-Of course I'm a big star
I've gotta phone my friends can I come in and use your phone ?
-Hey hey sure, sweetheart!'

About “Heinous Anus” by Punky Brüster

Read the complete lyrics to "Heinous Anus" by Punky Brüster from the album "Cooked on Phonics" in 1996. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Parody, Comedy, Rock.

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"Heinous Anus" is credited to Punky Brüster. Songwriting credits may include additional writers listed on the release; check the credits section on this page for linked collaborators.

"Heinous Anus" appears on "Cooked on Phonics" in 1996.

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