[Intro: williamdev, Puppetflip]
Bruh, I was just getting faded and look what happened
So like, I heard that like, uh, basketball and croissants are really cool (Faded croissant basketball)
Uh, do you think they're cool?
Nah (We got the croissant and the bun, ooh, I'd smash the fuck out that)
Oh okay, I, I'll ta- I'll take that as a yes
Thanks, yeah, I'll take that as a yes (Man, what the fuck?)
[Verse 1: Puppetflip]
You better back off, then turn away (Yeah)
This beat is so bad, what's the melody? (Yeah)
This isn't the song that you gon' wanna see (Yeah)
After this, you better rethink about your days (Rethink that right now)
Lost so many braincells to this lick (Yeah, for sure)
I nеver even likеd it a lil bit (Yeah)
Gotta off my own car to the steepest pit (Mm-hmm)
And then blame on whoever that never did (Yeah, blame them)
I don't hate modding, it only just drained me up
I'm dying of thirst, somebody gotta fill me up (That's true, yeah)
This ain't a gay joke, this beat got me choking up
I really need something to go and chill me up (Aagh!)
This beat's making aliens fall from the sky
We better say our prayers and say goodbye (We gotta, we gotta, we gotta go)
No, no, I really mean it, this isn't a lie
Because this beat is seriously making me die
Why the hell is this clock in Star Rail?
I swear this game is getting derailed (I swear, I don't know)
I better put some money for him to bail (There's one in fucking Loki right now, I don't fucking-)
Because I don't understand what's his whole tale (Get him out of there!)
I better chill, better bring in the Cantina Band
And while their music playing, I'm goin' on a band for band (Star Wars)
Put my feet on his head on the sandy sand
Never thought this dummy dumb isn't one of my fans (Star Wars!)
[Chorus: Puppetflip, williamdev]
Let me show you how to get faded (Yeah)
Nah, sike, I don't even like getting faded (Never)
Eating croissants, I don't hate it (Mmm)
While I'm also playing basketball and then we got raided (What the hell?)
Faded croissant basketball (Huh?)
Faded croissant basketball (Huh?)
Faded croissant basketball (Huh?)
Better tell them that I can ball (Oh brother) (Uh-huh)
[Interlude: williamdev, Puppetflip]
I'm-I'm so sorry to anybody who's listening to this, I-I deeply apologize
You wouldn't do that, Ian
Kill yoursel-
[Verse 2: williamdev]
Skibidi gyatt rizz only in Ohio, Duke Dennis, did you pray today?
Livvy Dunne rizzing up Baby Gronk
Pibby glitch in real life, sigma, alpha, omega male grindset
Andrew Tate, goon cave, Freddy Fazbear, Colleen Ballinger
Smurf Cat versus Strawberry Elephant blud
IShowSpeed and a whole bunch of turbulence
I'm boutta cu-
[Chorus: Puppetflip, williamdev]
Let me show you how to get faded (Oh God, sorry) (Yeah)
Nah, sike, I don't even like getting faded (Never)
Eating croissants, I don't hate it (Mmm)
While I'm also playing basketball and then we got raided (What the hell?)
Faded croissant basketball (What the hell?) (Huh?)
Faded croissant basketball (Huh?)
Faded croissant basketball (Huh?)
Better tell them that I can ball (Uh-huh)
[Outro: williamdev, Puppetflip]
Aaah!
Wooo!
Aaah!
Wooo!
I'm sorry, it's just, it's just, um...
See, this the shit that we know from the hood (Faded croissant basketball)
We come from the backends (Faded crois-)
We gotta show you how faded these croissant basketballs are, okay? (Basketball croissants)
You motherfuckers don't know this shit (Fade-, bas-, croissant)
Yo, shout out Stinky Dookie Dawg in the house, he made this shit happen (Eh, croissant, cr-)
Fuck you talkin' about?
Why you cryin' bruh? (I don't like croissants)
Motherfuck
I want croissants, they're-
They're not my favorite drink, but I don't know
I think croissants are okay, they're, they're not the best (O-O-Okay)
