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Cuntry Boner (Dirty Robot Mix) Lyrics by Puscifer

“V” Is for Viagra: The Remixes

2008

I fucked Dolly Parton
I fucked Loretta Lynn
I fucked Barbara Mandrell
And fucked all of her kin
I've fucked Minnie Pearl
I fucked Elvis Presley's little girl
I fucked the Judds
(You fucked the Judds?)
Hell yeah!
My cuntry boner, it won't go down
It won't go down, it won't go down
My cuntry boner won't go down
My boner, my boner, my boner won't go down
It won't go down, it won't go down
My cuntry boner, it won't go down
I fucked Willie Nelson
I fucked him deep inside
I fucked Elvis Presley in the bathroom where he died
I fucked Dwight Yoakum
Johnny Cash grabbed his ankles and he hollered as she poked him
(I fucked the Judds)
You fucked the Judds?
Group sex
Group sex
Group sex
Our cuntry boners, they won't go down
Fucked Alabama
Fucked the Oak Ridge Boys
Fucked Randy Travis with a 12-inch plastic toy
I fucked the cast of Hee-Haw
I fucked Glen Campbell, fucked him on a see-saw
Kenny Rogers thought it crass
When I fucked his big white ass
I can't help it
It won't go down, it won't go down
My cuntry boner won't go down
My boner, my boner, my boner won't go down
It won't go down, it won't go down
My cuntry boner, it won't go down
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Puscifer

Puscifer

About “Cuntry Boner (Dirty Robot Mix)” by Puscifer

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"Cuntry Boner (Dirty Robot Mix)" appears on "“V” Is for Viagra: The Remixes" in 2008.

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