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Cuntry Boner (Evil Joe Barresi Mix) Lyrics by Puscifer

Cuntry Boner - Single

2007

[Verse 1]
I fucked Dolly Parton
I fucked Loretta Lynn
I fucked Barbara Mandrell
And I fucked all of her kin
I fucked Minnie Pearl
I fucked Elvis Presley's little girl
I fucked the Judds
I fucked the Judds
My cuntry boner
It won't go down
[Chorus]
It won't go down
It won't go down
My boner, my boner
My boner won't go down
It won't go down
It won't go down
My cuntry boner
It won't go down
[Verse 2]
I fucked Willie Nelson
I fucked him deep inside
I fucked Elvis Presley
In the bathroom where he died
I fucked Dwight Yoakam
Johnny Cash grabbed his ankles
And he hollered when I poked 'em
I fucked the Judds
I fucked the Judds
My cuntry boner
It won't go down
[Chorus]
It won't go down
It won't go down
My boner, my boner
My boner won't go down
It won't go down
It won't go down
My cuntry boner
It won't go down
So how we doin'
[Verse 3]
I fucked Alabama
I fucked the Oak Ridge Boys
I fucked Randy Travis
With a 12 inch plastic toy
I fucked the cast of Hee Haw
I fucked Glen Cambell
I fucked him on a see-saw
Kenny Rodgers farted glass
When I fucked his big white ass
My cuntry boner
It won't go down
[Chorus]
It won't go down
It won't go down
My boner, my boner
My boner won't go down
It won't go down
It won't go down
My cuntry boner
It won't go down
[Chorus]
It won't go down
It won't go down
My boner, my boner
My boner won't go down
It won't go down
It won't go down
My cuntry boner
It won't go down
[Chorus]
It won't go down
It won't go down
My boner, my boner
My boner won't go down
It won't go down
It won't go down
My cuntry boner
It won't go down
[Outro]
It won't go down
Won't go down
Credits
Puscifer

Puscifer

About “Cuntry Boner (Evil Joe Barresi Mix)” by Puscifer

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