[Part I: 444]
[Intro: R4IN]
(R4IN)
It’s-
[Verse 1: R4IN]
444, your mom’s a whore and you’re poor
I’ll smack your fucking head into a door
I ran out of cooking, give me some more
I’m full of motherfucking lore
I’ll put you in a death trap just like Saw
Yeah, I’ma fucking get my chainsaw
It’ll go like RRRREEEAHHHHHH
I went to an African jungle and saw a lion
It go RRROOOOOOAAARRAH
Then I killed it and got a pet ball
Just like fucking Fortnite, it is my fight
And then I stopped when I fucked your mom all night
When I drop a diss track, it’ll flop
So respectfully, shut the fuck up this is also my sport
[Bridge: R4IN]
Bro, you thought I was done?
[Verse 2: R4IN]
Dream, you look like a Calcutta baboon
Your waist look like a motherfucking spoon
Yeah, you a f^g, you look like a grim little kid
Your momma so fat, she say, “Moo” just like a cow
Shane Dawson looking ass, fucking this cat screaming, “Meow!”
Mothеrfucker, “Are you serious right nеow?”
Why do you have sex with Georgie
When you can have a gay Minecraft orgy
Your mom is beyond porky
All your fans are kids or horny
Go kill yourself you stupid ass f^g
Then I’ll get my 33 fucking caliber, MAC
And finish you off with a motherfucking frag, grenade
You get paid for doing Minecraft, go kill yourself
[Part II: Big Fat Shit]
[Verse 1: R4IN]
Dream, I saw your momma create my world
Remove your fucking spleen
And you’re saying I am really mean
Your ass built like a zombie fiend
EEEYEEEYEYEYEYEEEYEYEY
Woah-ooh-ah-oh-uh-eh-euh-hw
HJWQHBDWIJNEUDIWNHUBCFEIDJWNHUFEDWIW
HNJEIWHUBEDJNWHBUEDIW
Dream, you’re gay, fuck you
AH
[Bridge 1: R4IN]
Bro, get the fuck out the helicopter
You’re gonna fucking crash it!
No! Don’t
ALLAHU AKBAR
Oh fuck, shit, bitch
[Verse 2: R4IN]
I just took a big fat shit
And it took quite a bit, I don’t fucking care
Yeah, I just saw a grizzly bear
Yeah, and it was losing all of its hair
Just like a 50 year-old man, bald head
Yeah, I called him Ted
Just like the movie, I need to poopy
Oh my God, it’s raining
[Verse 3: R4IN]
Yeah, ayy, the original verse was from my friend
Who paid me 5 bucks so I put him on the fucking track
And he motherfucking broke my back ‘cause it was that racist
So I kicked him in the ass, well, there’s no base to the song
What the fuck? He took a hit from my bong
This is our freestyle
[Part III: Bitch Ass Freestyle]
[Verse: R4IN]
Ooh
Ooh
Ooh
Ooh
Ooh
Ooh
Ooh
Ooh
Ooh
Ooh
Ooh
Ooh
Ooh
Ooh
Ooh
Ooh
Ooh
Ooh
Ooh
Ooh
[Segue: qhello]
Woah, woah
[Part IV: 444 in Chinese]
[Intro: R4IN
Bro, you thought I was finished again
You’re wrong, I’m translating the first fucking verse into Chine-
(R4IN)
[Verse: R4IN]
444，你妈贱，你穷
我会把你他妈的头撞到门上
我的菜用完了，再给我一些
我满脑子都是他妈的知识
Xi Jinping is the man, bro
我会让你像 Saw 一样陷入死亡陷阱
是的，我他妈的去拿电锯
它会像 RRRREEEAHHHHHH
Bro, I can’t fit the rest of the Chinese version in the song, bro
[Outro: R4IN]
去你的，梦
That means: “Fuck you, Dream”
*Fire alarm noises*
Oh, fuck
[Part V: My Singing Penis]
[Intro: R4IN]
Put your- put your hands in the air, Dream
‘Cause you’re under arrest for several terrorizing starmourn
And several counts of molesting children
[Chorus: R4IN]
Dream, you like little kids, you’re a pedo freak
You like little kids, you’re a pedo freak
[Verse: R4IN]
Kids, I’m talking 5 year-olds
Dream, you’re a pedo, kill yourself
Your mom likes you, you’re a pedo freak
Dream, you like little kids
[Chorus: R4IN]
Dream, you like little kids, you’re a pedo freak
You like little kids, you’re a pedo freak
[Part VI: Pee]
[Verse: qhello]
I farted in my grandpa’s breathing machine (Yeah!)
My eyes hurt, it must be from the pool’s chlorine
Dream makes me hate the color of green (Woo!)
The color before green is yellow, pee
Eeeeeeeeeee!
[Part VII: Major Dick Profusion]
[Intro: qhello]
Na na na na na na
Na na na na na na
Clay, you cheat again? You need to get up off your shit, for real
Clay, you don’t consent? What’s wrong with you? (YBH) Get off your shit, for real
[Verse 1: R4IN & qhello]
Hm, hm
Hm, hm, hm, hm
Dream, you like stinky feet
What the fuck? I saw you sucking your own meat
What the fuck? Go kill yourself, nasty bitch
Your name’s Clay, that’s why you’re gay
Yeah, what the fuck, cunt? You’re a fucking plum bitch
Wack motherfucker, go outside and get the Vitamin D
Yeah, I need to take a pee
Yeah, fuck George’s D
You’re a pedo
You like little hoes
You talk about kids, kidnap them
And make them plug, what the fuck cunt?
Go to work and do something important
In case you’re fucked, go kill yourself
[Verse 2: qhello & R4IN]
Everyday you do speed runs
But you can’t speed run life
Hit his booty cheek with a knife
Best damn day of my life (Yo)
Hit his booty cheek with my tongue (Yo)
Best moment all night long (What the fuck?)
Voice actor, Tara Strong (Bro)
Analyzer, Howie Long
Hit his booty cheek but I missed (Bro)
Yellow stuff, please call is piss
Just like rubber, I’m stiff
Back to the Future, you’re Biff
Tannen on my body, it’s orange (Woah)
You used to only fix door hinges
People will be happy or cringe at your content (Yeah)
But we would never binge
[Outro: R4IN]
Dream, fuck you
Ooh, ahh!
Eat my coom, ho
(R4IN)
