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FINGER LADIES Lyrics by QUEEF JERKY

absolute madness & badness

2024

Finger Ladies
Why did they name it that?
Why do I watch a Pixar
Movie and do I get sad
Those Marvel movies drivin' me mad
Gimme the keys to the van
Gimme the beets in a can
Call the police if you can
Call me corny, comic sans
I'm not an atheist, I'm just not naked yet
Yes
Is it ethical to own a pug?
Why's my uber driver wanna give me a hug?
Why can't I fit in the the hole I dug?
When will I get over my f-fear of bugs?
Smoke a bowl with Caroline Polachek's mole
And I'm sold on the mold
Of the bridge's troll
Can I votе in the polls?
Why'd they name it that?
Why? Why'd thеy name it that?
Why'd they name it that?
Why? Why'd they name it that?
I put some Benadryl inside the blunt then I pass it around to my brothers
And after they smoked it I told them that I played a joke on them but they said it wasn’t funny
Now they tripping and seeing the Hat Man
Smoking too much and they think that they Pac-Man
When I was young I took way too much Benadryl
Now every photo of me got a ghost in the background
If that shit is non-drowsy, you better not bring it around me
Come with the hook like I'm Rousey
Ronda, Hat Man driving a Honda
If that shit is non-drowsy, you better not bring it around me
Giving out shots like I’m Fauci
Got some bandages on me for hours
I hit the gym in my noggin'
Why do I listen to Townie?
Y’all don’t know nothing about me
I'll chug a liter of Downy
[?] without me
Why'd they name it that?
Why? Why'd they name it that?
Why'd they name it that?
Why? Why'd they name it that?
Why'd they name it that?
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Why'd they name it that?
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QUEEF JERKY

QUEEF JERKY

About “FINGER LADIES” by QUEEF JERKY

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"FINGER LADIES" appears on "absolute madness & badness" in 2024.

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