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MEATY FUN Lyrics by QUEEF JERKY

QUEEF UNDERGROUND

2023

[Verse 1: ethan is online]
Nine and eleven wasn't an inside job, it happened outside
I wasn't good at sports, I didn't get a free ride
Does it make you sad when your spouse lies?
Order a McDouble and a big fries
Zachary Galifianakis, more like Zachary Galifi-stank-is
I don't eat white fish, I don't like parties
See that star, make a wish
I wish I was at Arby's, I am hard to please
My dog, he doesn't have any fleas
I'm missing the forest, I'm missing the trees
Missing the car and I'm missing my keys

[Verse 2: Dev Lemons]
Meaty fun
You will never feed me, chum
Add a little PC drum
Take it with a greasy thumb, yeah
You're a little meaty dumb
Will somebody feed me rum, feed me rum?
And Coke? Of Cola?

[Verse 3: nickisnotgreen]
Why do people say the best superpower is speed?
I would ask for three more wishes, I'm on a roll, it's not the greed
Second thing that's on my wishlist, I ask for infinite wishes
Don't forget and I part a banana two ways when I split it, mistake
Me for several other of your boys
Meaning several drinkers of the soy, if you yell, then I'm annoyed
If I'm anointed then I'm Christina Aguilera
I itch, please scratch my hair, uh
That's on QUEEF

[Interlude: nickisnotgreen]
Bagel spread, mayo head, I'm unearthing all new kinds of bread
Am I dead? No, reset
Bagel spread, mayo head, I'm unearthing all new kinds of bread
Am I dead? No, reset

[Bridge: Dev Lemons]
Take you on a date, to the lake
Take you on a date, when it's late
Take you on a lake, at the lake
Feed you to the prey, Bobby Flay

[Verse 4: Dev Lemons]
Bobby Flay, and his daughter Sophie
If I were him, I would bestow upon her a trophy
Unless she crashes the family car
I wish I owned a golfing cart
I don't know which way my hair's to part
I will never be good at throwing darts
I don't like them, I think it's hard
I went to grade school with Lindsay Sharpe
I didn't go to school with Jacob Sharpe

[Verse 5: Dev Lemons & ethan is online]
Yeah, Bobby Flay, I did not-not know he had a daughter
Uh, Bobby Flay, I do not know where to find his father, uh
Scooby-Doo eats a big 'wich
I got all D's in my class of English
I feel like I got just pink slipped
Queef beat, it burns like a bong rip
I hope my favorite song hits
Lettuce, bread, mustard and cheese
Scooby-Doo sandwich like money to me
I pick you up and drive in my Kia
I am so thirsty, take a sip of my tea, ah

[Verse 6: nickisnotgreen & Dev Lemons]
Take a sip of my beer, I get so scared when I look in the mirror
Boo-hoo, I cry, I piss, no lie
Three coupons to iFly, it's the same as sky-diving
Take a pic' of my heinie
Why don't I say it in layman's terms? Uh
If it were the 80s I would get a perm, yeah
Uh, if I had a pimple I would see the derm, it—

[Outro: nickisnotgreen]
I will wear the color black so I am sneaky
Give you space so that I don't come off as creepy
Wear a long hat, hold a candle 'cause I'm sleepy
Another word for small is eenie-weenie
I will wear the color black so I am sneaky
Give you space so that I don't come off as creepy
Wear a long hat, hold a candle 'cause I'm sleepy
Another word for small is eenie-weenie

About “MEATY FUN” by QUEEF JERKY

Read the complete lyrics to "MEATY FUN" by QUEEF JERKY from the album "QUEEF UNDERGROUND" in 2023. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Dubstep, Satire, Comedy.

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"MEATY FUN" appears on "QUEEF UNDERGROUND" in 2023.

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