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MICHAEL PAUL Lyrics by QUEEF JERKY

absolute madness & badness

2024

[Chorus: Dev Lemons]
Would you like to take me to the mall?
Michael Scott, what about Michael Paul?
What's with the guys where all they do is fall?
I miss when all they did was punch a wall

Would you like to take me to the mall?
Michael Scott, what about Michael Paul?
What's with the guys where all they do is fall?
I miss when all they did was punch a wall

[Verse 1: Lenny Benzos]
Queef Jerky, guess that is me
Guess you'll have to wonder when and where I'm gonna be
When it's time for reckoning, I'm the mayor of this city
So now when you speak to me
Growing nachos on my tree
It's a cheesy factory

Uh, I just watched a moviе, Lost in Translation
But I didn't finish, no, I was impatient
Gold medal is sleek, yeah, I rеpresent my nation
You can't trigger me, I'm just too damn complacent

[Verse 2: nickisnotgreen]
If Queef died, if Queef died, if Queef died
If Queef died there wouldn't replace
If Queef died they'd drop a mixtape
I think they'd call it posthumous
I'm at the market with my gun, I got five hostages
My throat is itchy, itchy, itchy, I need some lozenges

Here's my two week notice and I'm taking a break
I got too embarrassed to be the kid in the class that faints

Roblox Hamilton experience

[Verse 3: Nate]
I'm getting so delirious
Wanna get involved, wanna get involved
Who is my king? Where is my lord?

I'm forgetting Sarah Marshall
I've forgotten Sarah Marshall
Who the fuck is Sarah Marshall?
Oh my god, my metatarsal

[Verse 4: Dev Lemons]
What!
Oh my lanta, Ms. Claus without the Santa
What's pinky a without the panther
What's Britain without all the banter?

Huh?
Likely story, McIlroy without the Rory
Victorian child without the Tori
I will own a house when I am forty

[Verse 5: nickisnotgreen]
I'm on the beach that makes you cold
I'm on the beach like I was told
Don't tell them twice
I made the bed just how he likes

Grr goes the bear
I hate the laissez-faire
I just hate the history
Or at least I used to in this timeline

[Chorus: Dev Lemons]
Would you like to take me to the mall?
Michael Scott, what about Michael Paul?
What's with the guys where all they do is fall?
I miss when all they did was punch a wall

Would you like to take me to the mall?
Michael Scott, what about Michael Paul?
What's with the guys where all they do is fall?
I miss when all they did was punch a wall

[Outro: Dev Lemons]
Hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey
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QUEEF JERKY

QUEEF JERKY

About “MICHAEL PAUL” by QUEEF JERKY

Read the complete lyrics to "MICHAEL PAUL" by QUEEF JERKY from the album "absolute madness & badness" in 2024. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Pop.

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"MICHAEL PAUL" appears on "absolute madness & badness" in 2024.

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