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We Tapped That Ass Lyrics by Rachel Bloom

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (Original Television Soundtrack): Season 2

2016

[JOSH]
I banged you here
And on this couch
In the doorway
On every stair
 
[GREG]
I nailed you there
And on this chair
The hallway
[BOTH]
We tapped that ass all over this house
 
[JOSH]
Though never simultaneously
[GREG]
Sometimes him, sometimes me
But one of us was hittin' it, usually
[BOTH]
We tapped that ass all over this house
You'll never escape us
'Cause we live in your head
Just two swell dudes that you screwed
 
[JOSH]
And here
And here
[GREG]
Here
And there
[BOTH]
And even occasionally in your bed
[JOSH, spoken]
That bed is really uncomfortable. 
[GREG, spoken]
Right? It's like a prison cot. 
[JOSH]
On the stove
And sort of in the fridge
One time I think
That's where we hit your back pati—
Oh!
 
[GREG]
Over the sink
And then we hit the back patio
Oh!
[BOTH]
We tapped that ass all over this house
How many times did we tap that behind?
[GREG]
Well, let's estimate
[JOSH]
On an average day, I would have to say
Mmm... a-5, 6, 7, 8!
[GREG, spoken]
What? Too cheeky?
[JOSH, spoken]
Hey, does this ring a bell?
(sung)
"A little to the left..."
[GREG]
"Oh, oh, okay now, a little to the right..."
[JOSH]
"Oh, oh, wait, wait, back to the left..."
[GREG]
"Right there! Right there!"
[JOSH]
"Wait, no, you're doing it wrong! I'll do it myself!"
[GREG, spoken]
Barkeep, what's on tap?
[REBECCA, spoken]
It's me. And my ass. 
[GREG, spoken]
Ooh, sounds refreshing!
[JOSH]
On the table you were willing and able
And on the safe in the closet
I made a deposit
 
[GREG]
On the ottoman
You took a lotta man
[XANDER]
I also tapped that ass all over this house!
[JOSH, spoken]
Let's wrap this up with a big finish!
[GREG, spoken]
But where should we finish?
[REBECCA, spoken]
Please not on my chest... no, you'll scratch it!
 
[JOSH]
On the bathroom floor
You just wanted more
[GREG]
On the accent wall
You didn't care where
[BOTH]
How much more tappin' could one ass endure?
We tapped that ass (tapped that ass)
We tapped that ass (tapped that ass)
We tapped that ass all over this house!
Credits
Rachel Bloom

Rachel Bloom

About “We Tapped That Ass” by Rachel Bloom

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"We Tapped That Ass" appears on "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (Original Television Soundtrack): Season 2" in 2016.

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