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Planet Lesbodian Lyrics by Rappy McRapperson

Greatest Hits Volume 1

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[Verse 1]
This planet is boring, it makes me go schnoozie
I went to the shed with the toolerooskies
And built a rocket ship
Out of wood scraps and sheet metal strips
The finishing touch, a steering wheel
Soon I will travel through the atmosphere
Peace out Earth, see you later
I turned on the supersonic atmos-faders and
Boom, traveling through space
I floated in suspension for a bunch of days
I passed a bunch of comets and meteors
I floated in suspension for a bunch of years
Then I saw a tiny planet, the perfect place for me to crash land at
I hopped out of the ship and saw a trillion naked girls
All finger-banging each other in this crazy world called
[Chorus]
Planet Lesbodian
The planet filled with lesbians, it's
Planet Lesbodian
The planet that has only lesbians
[Verse 2]
Boobs and nipples, boosky ripples
Booty snacks and titty freckles
Low-cut shirts and no-sleeve skirts
Boosky slabs and dirty squirts
It's out of control
I've already fingered ten girls in the butt-hole
They moaned with unworldly pleasures
Her name was Heather, the one in leather
She's friends with Becky, naked on the jet-skis
I'm the only guy here, so I'm always getting head cheese
I called Stephanie, slob me up definitely
She had been pursuing me relentlessly
Then Wanda got it hot like a sauna
She thought my wiener was a harmonica
Then her friend Abigail came in the room
I'm not leaving this room till the afternoon, on
[Chorus]
[Verse 3]
Her name was Vicky, her boosky slabs were sticky
Friends with Margaret, who took off her garments
And called up Kate, who really liked to masturbate
While Tracy taped it, face it, I'm wasted
I took a snooze and woke up to good news
Girls with no shoes hopping on me like kangaroos
In a nonstop orgaristic super hump fest
With slurping sounds and sticky messes
Oh shnapz, we need paper towels stat
Planet Lesbodian is going down like that
Cruising around in a bicycle
I saw a bunch of ladies eating popsicles
They'll freeze their topsicles to get a slurpee of the sweet taste
And throw my CD into outer space
I represent Earth cause that's where I'm from
But my favorite planet is Planet Lesbodian
[Chorus]
Credits
Rappy McRapperson

Rappy McRapperson

About “Planet Lesbodian” by Rappy McRapperson

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