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Virgin Anthem Lyrics by Ratgirl

Kids Being Dumb

2019

[Intro]
No sex in the house or you're gonna get kicked out
BDSM bitches get tricked out
Chilling at home by myself with my dick out
Never had sex, never had sex
[Verse 1]
Never had sex, what do you expect?
I'm a fat fuckin' bitch tryna get erect
Straight girls don't want me, I get wrecked
I got no money, we can split the check
No dick, big tits, where the bi girls at?
Don't get no chicks, where the fly girls at?
Don't get first pick, wherе my girls at?
Where my girls at?
Wherе my girls at?
[Chorus]
Any virgins in the house?
Ay yo, we ain't had sex
And now my dick ain't wet
And we get no respect (I said, I said)
Any virgins in the house?
Ay yo, we ain't had sex
And now my dick ain't wet
And we get no respect
[Verse 2]
God damn I'm a bottom and a motherfuckin' virgin
Weird Al rhyming, I'm a motherfuckin' surgeon
With the precision of a journalist
Bar Ian Miles Cheong, women coexist
I'm not a fuckin' incel
I just really mean well
Done no fuckin' but I gone through meme hell
Virgins and Chads
Virgins are bad
Gettin' no puss I ain't even mad
I'm a little bit sad and a little bit lonely
I'm a fuckin' virgin, got no one to hold me
Got no one to hold me but the sheets on my bed
On the quest for some gooch or even some head
I don't need to have sex but I'd rather be dead
Than a god damn virgin all alone in my bed
Slapping an ass like it's Donkey Konga
Anyone down? No, nobody wants to
[Chorus]
Any virgins in the house?
Ay yo, we ain't had sex
And now my dick ain't wet
And we get no respect (I said, I said)
Any virgins in the house?
Ay yo, we ain't had sex
And now my dick ain't wet
And we get no respect
[Verse 3]
It's me, motherfucker, I'm a virgizoid
I'm getting no puss just like the Noid
Remember the Noid? From Domino's?
He didn't have sex, that's why he's dead
I don't get no ass
I don't get no gooch
I don't get no head
Can we raise the roof?
Virgin awareness, hey that's us
Unless you've had sex, then get the fuck out of here
What's wrong with me?
I'm all caked up
Also I'm Asian so you know what's up
Not my dick, 'cause I said I'm Asian
Also I don't want to talk about my dick
You think you're slick? Slide in my DMs
Been lonely as fuck since 12 PM
Don't want some cooch, just wanna hold hands
If you want I can make some dinner plans
[Chorus]
Any virgins in the house?
Ay yo, we ain't had sex
And now my dick ain't wet
And we get no respect (I said, I said)
Any virgins in the house?
Ay yo, we ain't had sex
And now my dick ain't wet
And we get no respect
[Outro]
Ay yo
Didn't have sex, never had sex
Didn't have sex, but it's fine
I'm fine
It's fine
I don't care -- it's fine
No it's -- really, it's cool -- it's fine -- it's cool
Credits
Ratgirl

Ratgirl

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"Virgin Anthem" appears on "Kids Being Dumb" in 2019.

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