[Intro]
Lord mi say, if unno think Shelley Ann a the scandal
Unno nuh hear nothin' yet
This here one here about Dwayne
An him an Shelley Ann is not the same
[Chorus]
Man what a shame
Me and you a friend but trust me Dwayne
Yuh can't have a girl and every night she complain
Me vex yanno, cuz' you a give man bad name (oh no!)
Man what a shame
Me and you a friend but trust me Dwayne
Yuh can't have a girl and every night she complain
Me vex yanno, cuz' you a give man bad name (oh no!)
[Verse 1]
Your girl tell me say, you can't even spend five minutes
And she tell me say, she fed up 'cuz you worthless
And she tell me say a whole heap a time you flop
And you find excuse 'bout muscle contract
She tell me say you weak and related to sleep
And when she want do it you a fight off the sheet
Marathon fi run, she get hot like the sun
And ready fi have fun, but you pop off and done
Oh no! Oh no...
[Chorus]
Man what a shame
Me and you a friend but trust me Dwayne
Yuh can't have a girl and every night she complain
Me vex yanno, cuz' you a give man bad name (oh no!)
Man what a shame
Me and you a friend but trust me Dwayne
Yuh can't have a girl and every night she complain
Me vex yanno, cuz' you a give man bad name (oh no!)
[Verse 2]
She tell me one night when the rain did a fall
The wickedest time when nature start call
She want you fi come tear down her wall
But you say you couldn't come cuz you a watch football
She a tell me bout Valentine weekend
When you take her to drive-in with your three friend
She embarrassed and she couldn't tell Gwen
How she spend Valentine with you and three wise men
Ohh no! Oh no...
Unno listen now no
Now she tell me that things a get worse
She say you dead like body inna hearse
All you good for fi dress up and nurse
And she can't take it no more, it hurt
[Chorus]
Man what a shame
Me and you a friend but trust me Dwayne
Yuh can't have a girl and every night she complain
Me vex yanno, cuz' you a give man bad name (oh no!)
Man what a shame
Me and you a friend but trust me Dwayne
Yuh can't have a girl and every night she complain
Me vex yanno, cuz' you a give man bad name (oh no!)
[Verse 3]
Me hear say man say that, Guinness put it back
Make you can't stop, tougher than rock
Irish Moss, linseed, soursop
Then you wouldn't flop, your girl wouldn't chat
And you wouldn't have to hear this from Red Rat
Ohh no! This is serious!
[Chorus]
Man what a shame
Me and you a friend but trust me Dwayne
Yuh can't have a girl and every night she complain
Me vex yanno, cuz' you a give man bad name (again!)
Man what a shame
Me and you a friend but trust me Dwayne
Yuh can't have a girl and every night she complain
Me vex yanno, cuz' you a give man bad name (Back to the top!)
[Verse 4]
Your girl tell me say, you can't even spend five minutes
And she tell me say, she fed up 'cuz you worthless
And she tell me say a whole heap a time you flop
And you find excuse 'bout muscle contract
She tell me say you weak and related to sleep
And when she want do it you a fight off the sheet
Marathon fi run, she get hot like the sun
And ready fi have fun, but you pop off and done
Oh no! This is serious...
[Chorus]
Man what a shame
Me and you a friend but trust me Dwayne
Yuh can't have a girl and every night she complain
Me vex yanno, cuz' you a give man bad name (bonehead!)
Man what a shame
Me and you a friend but trust me Dwayne
Yuh can't have a girl and every night she complain
Me vex yanno, cuz' you a give man bad name...
[Fade out]
