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Broad Jumping Lyrics by Redd Foxx

For President

2006

She's crazy about me, thinks I’m a Mexican
Notice I talk about everybody?
I love Mexicans, I go down there every year
I was down there last year, got a 600 dollar parking ticket
Parked on top of a Mexican
I heard this noise, I thought the bull fights were letting out
Had to go to court
Judge said, "You should've seen him, senor
He was standing in the road with his tamale wagon"
I said, "Well, judge, I didn't even notice his fly was open"
Another toast, Mexican humor
Why does it have hair around it?
To keep it from looking like a tacos
I was laying in bed one night with my old lady
She said, "Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm"
I said, "Mmm-mmm
Ugly as you are, you gotta give me a two-week notice
Give me time to read some dirty books
And show my dirty movies to myself"
See, if you got some dirty movies at home
One night, show ’em backwards and you can see a guy going
I usually like to warm up, ya na'mean
Warm the people up 'cause a lot of people come out and look pure
And you've met them old pure broads, say "Why did you bring me here?
Did you hear him say 'shit'?"
And get the same broad to the motel and what she say?
"Shit, daddy, is it good? Hold it right there!"
Same broad, man
I don't like no whole lotta talkin'
"Oh, daddy!" Hell, I just met you, I’m your daddy
See, I tell the truth—truth must prevail
If Thomas Edison had been a nigga, we’d be sitting here in the dark
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"Broad Jumping" appears on "For President" in 2006.

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