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Having Sex Lyrics by Reggie Watts

A Live At Central Park

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Yo

If you fucking, then you probably fucking
If you fucking, then you probably fucking
If you fucking then you probably having sex
If you fucking then you probably having sex

But if you're not fucking, then most likely you're not fucking
If you're not fucking, then the absence of fucking is occurring
This is how it goes, this is how it goes
One for the money, three for the nose

Yeah, yo, if you're fucking, there's a sound that's being made
So you can tell if you be fucking and shit
If you don't hear that well
Well then the sensation's probably an indicator that you're probably having sex
Are your genitals comfortably inside something or around something?
Then you're probably having sex
Are you fucking? Yes
Fucking? Yes
Fucking? Yes
Fucking - where my bassline?

Yeah, then you're fucking
Then you're then you're fucking
You take your clothes off, or maybe partially
Then you get down to business, business
Let the lubrication take care of itself
Take care of itself, take care of itself, yeah
You might need some help
But that's an indicator that you need some help
You need to get rid of that friction
That friction, that's a bitchin', dude
Don't wanna get shaved in the middle of the mood, yo

If you're fucking, then you're probably fucking
If you're fucking, you're probably having some sex
If you fucking, baby then you're probably fucking
If you fucking, then you probably having some sex

Hey, how come those people - they look like they fucking?
Cause they fucking, cause they fucking, yeah
How come those people - they look like they be fucking?
Cause they fucking, cause they fucking, yeah

I want something to know
I want some people sex in here
I wanna get so sexual here tonight
Get some sexual energy here tonight

But what happens if I'm not fucking?
Then you're not
What happens if I'm not fucking?
Then you're not
What if I want to?
Then make sure that you can provide the circumstances for that dream to come true

Yo, if you feel lonely tonight
That's okay, you got some sex right around the corner
If you really really need it
Just make sure that you get some extra thick condoms
Yeah, boy
Yeah, I don't understand how some of my friends constantly have sex without condoms and shit
And they just say that they pull out and shit
I say like "What the fuck is wrong with you" and shit, nigga, nigga?

If you're fucking, you're probably fucking
If you're not fucking, then you're definitely not fucking
If you're fucking, then you're probably fucking
And if you're fucking then you're having some sex
If you're fucking, you're probably fucking
If you're fucking, yeah, yup you're having some sex

Sex (x∞)
Ooh, oh, yeah

Then you probably are

Thank you very much
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Reggie Watts

Reggie Watts

About “Having Sex” by Reggie Watts

Read the complete lyrics to "Having Sex" by Reggie Watts from the album "A Live At Central Park". On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Pop.

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"Having Sex" appears on "A Live At Central Park".

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