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Couldn’t Do It Lyrics by Regurgitator

Jingles

1995

If I could calculate a score of unbelievable acts
Stand on my head, maybe juggle three alley cats
Take out King Kong and I still feel strong

Unleash voodoo with the use of a chicken
Bat feet, frog's tongue and not take a lickin'
Walk in the rain plugged into a toaster
I'd get a charge but I'd still feel the mosta

Take out the mummy, the werewolf and dog man
Save a dying princess from the Toxic Avenger's plan
Head on with Godzilla and not flinch a muscle
Out Captain Kirk without the slightest of hustle

Drown a fish, push a bird off a cliff
Say no to the gogo but then toke on a fat splif
Grow an extra arm coming out of my forehead
Come back from the grave, take a walk with the undead

I couldn't do it
(Could you do it?)
No, I couldn't do it
(Could you do it?)
(You know I don't like to do this)
(You know I don't like to do this)

I could nurture a flower, grow into a triffid
Spit lethal poison, leave your body feelin' rigid
Talked to Satan, talked to God
Standing in the flesh with my hand on my big rod

I couldn't do it
(Could you do it?)
No, I couldn't do it
(Could you do it?)

(You know I don't like to do this)
(You know I don't like to do this)
(You know I don't like to do this)
(You know I don't like to do this)

If I could calculate a score of unbelievable acts
Stand on my head, juggle three alley cats
Take out King Kong and I still feel strong

Unleash voodoo with the use of a chicken
Bat feet, frog's tongue and not take a lickin'
Walk in the rain plugged into a toaster
I'd get a charge but I'd still feel the mosta

Take out the mummy, the werewolf and dog man
Save a dying princess from the Toxic Avenger's plan
Head on with Godzilla and not flinch a muscle
Out Captain Kirk without the slightest of hustle

Drown a fish, push a bird off a cliff
Say no to the gogo but then toke on a fat splif
Grow an extra arm coming out of my forehead
Come back from the grave, take a walk with the undead

I couldn't do it
(Could you do it?)
I couldn't do it
(Could you do it?)
I couldn't do it
(Could you do it?)
No, I couldn't do it
(Could you do it?)
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Regurgitator

Regurgitator

About “Couldn’t Do It” by Regurgitator

Read the complete lyrics to "Couldn’t Do It" by Regurgitator from the album "Jingles" in 1995. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Pop.

"Couldn’t Do It" is performed by Regurgitator. from the album "Jingles" in 1995 This page provides the full lyric text for fans who want to sing along, study the songwriting, or compare versions across releases. Lyrks organizes lyrics by artist and song slug so you can bookmark and share a stable URL. Music lyrics help listeners connect with emotion, narrative, and rhythm in a track. Whether you are learning English, researching a favorite chorus, or preparing for karaoke, having accurate line breaks and section labels (verse, chorus, bridge) makes the experience easier. We link to the official artist profile on Lyrks where available, including biography snippets, top songs, and chart placements when we have that data. If you enjoy "Couldn’t Do It", explore more songs by Regurgitator using the links below. Chart and trending pages on Lyrks highlight what listeners are searching for this week. For copyright or correction requests, see our DMCA and contact pages.

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"Couldn’t Do It" is credited to Regurgitator. Songwriting credits may include additional writers listed on the release; check the credits section on this page for linked collaborators.

"Couldn’t Do It" appears on "Jingles" in 1995.

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