[Chorus]
Well, look no further, you found him
Face scowling, stomach is growlin'
Heart poundin', runnin' from a thousand
Women in they night gowns lookin' at me right now
Pitchforks and a torch in hand
Forced me in the corner like a courtesan
I guess they never seen a mortal man
'Cause these girls in they night gowns
Lookin' at me right now
[Verse 1]
Like something to eat
I must look like a freak, why me?
Hands in the air wavin' a white flag
'Cause back home I packed my bags
Lookin' for a hide away, lookin' for a new life
Drivin' to the west coast lookin' for some new sights
'Til I hit a fork in the road
Should've pulled out like the sword in the stone
On my left was the road on the map
On my right was the road less travelled on
The sign said "vagabonds welcome"
Population 1,000, the small town of Amazon
I was happy, right then could've sang a song
Thought I found a great place for my bag of bones
But see, behind me was a tagalong
Eyes burned a hole in my back just like a dragon goin'
[Hook]
Amazon, Amazon
Amazon (Amazon), Amazon (Amazon), Amazon (Amazon)
[Chorus]
Well, look no further, you found him
Face scowling, stomach is growlin'
Heart poundin', runnin' from a thousand
Women in they night gowns lookin' at me right now
Pitchforks and a torch in hand
Forced me in the corner like a courtesan
I guess they never seen a mortal man
'Cause these girls in they night gowns
Lookin' at me right now
[Verse 2]
Got me thinkin', fight or flight now
'Cause right before this, it was a quiet town
Just me and that girl with the slight frown
Hair jet-black, eyes light-brown
When she finally spoke, she said "alright now
You're not from this town, run while the light's out"
I asked what happens when the lights out
Ran a finger cross her throat like she had a knife out
I see I'll be on my way then
But I hope you don't mind me sayin'
'Fore I go, wan' take you to a day's inn
It's like you set sail by the moon you look amazin'
Smacked me in the face for bein' brazen
Then she took me in the back and we made friends
Little did I know I was caged in
Couldn't hear the angry mob when they came in
[Hook]
Amazon, Amazon
Amazon (Amazon), Amazon (Amazon), Amazon (Amazon)
[Chorus]
Well, look no further, you found him
Face scowling, stomach is growlin'
Heart poundin', runnin' from a thousand
Women in they night gowns lookin' at me right now
Pitchforks and a torch in hand
Forced me in the corner like a courtesan
I guess they never seen a mortal man
'Cause these girls in they night gowns
Lookin' at me right now
[Verse 3]
From one look I understood what was goin' on
No trial or phone call all hope was gone
So I stayed still, tried to stay calm
I seen the wanted poster they put my face on
Headline read he's an Akon
He'll smack that ass, he'll get his ape on
He never raped anyone but he'll make songs
All 'bout buttery pancakes and lace thongs
So they inched in closer
Like a pack of mongoose on a cobra
And I'm deep in my corner, feet gettin' colder
And I wanna shriek "please think this over"
But they got the leather whips and the spiked heels
That fire in they eyes and that ice grill
I'm like a bite-sized meal to a hungry appetite
But tonight I'm ill
[Hook]
Amazon, Amazon
Amazon (Amazon), Amazon (Amazon), Amazon (Amazon)
[Chorus]
Well, look no further, you found him
Face scowling, stomach is growlin'
Heart poundin', runnin' from a thousand
Women in they night gowns lookin' at me right now
Pitchforks and a torch in hand
Forced me in the corner like a courtesan
I guess they never seen a mortal man
'Cause these girls in they night gowns
Lookin' at me right now
