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The Hipster Song Lyrics by Ren Stedman

Festival Friends

2018

[Verse 1]
I wanna be a hipster ‘cause it’s stylish to dress bad
By looking weird, growing my beard, and wearing 1990’s plaid
I bought for twice the price of what it’s really worth
Because I got it from a thrift shop and a dead man wore it first
I sit in coffee shops all day and read a novel while I crochet
I don’t work I volunteer, man, and go and spend my parents' wage
[Chorus]
I wanna be trendy
I wanna be trendy
I wanna roll my jeans above my ankles, wear my Grandad’s coat
I wanna be trendy
I wanna be trendy
I wanna drink wine although it tastes disgusting, find cigars to smoke
'Cause I’m trendy and more hipster than you
'Cause I’m trendy and more hipster than you
[Verse 2]
I wanna be a hipster ‘cause nostalgia’s really great
And I obviously dressed like this when I was only 8
We’ll talk about the bands we like, but I'm cool ‘cause I despise
Anything written or recorded after 1995
I eat organically and actively
Promote how to live naturally
Off starbucks ‘cause their politics make total utter sense to me
And they just give me caffeine
[Chorus]
I wanna be trendy
I wanna be trendy
I wanna roll my jeans above my ankles, wear my Grandad’s coat
I wanna be trendy
I wanna be trendy
I wanna drink wine although it tastes disgusting, find cigars to smoke
'Cause I’m trendy and more hipster than you
'Cause I’m trendy and more hipster than you
[Bridge]
And my glasses aren’t prescription
They just look good on my face
They distract the fact
That I am talking bullshit once again
About how I can’t pay my bills this month
But magically have booze and drugs
But I only take the drugs considered trendy
[Outro]
I wanna be trendy
'Cause I’m trendy and more hipster than you
'Cause I’m trendy and more hipster than you
Credits
Ren Stedman

Ren Stedman

About “The Hipster Song” by Ren Stedman

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"The Hipster Song" appears on "Festival Friends" in 2018.

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